Hello this is Dee Dee
You must be a nut
What do you want?
Im gonna hang up
Please sir Please just one minute
Theres big trouble and youre in it
Your wifes at the Ritz with another guy
Shes been drinking we think shes pretty high
Were all scared to death and we dont know what to do
We thought we better get ahold of you
Emergency
Calling Mr Dee Dee
Pick up your phone
Emergency
Calling Mr Dee Dee
We know youre home
Pick up your phone
Shes always in trouble, cant take anymore
Put on my coat and Im out the door
Lit up a cigarette and hailed a cab
I was soaking wet and boiling mad
She never gives me no damned respect
Ive been good to her if Im not correct
Bought her a fur coat and a pink Cadillac
Introduced her to my friends and she stabs me in the back
Emergency
Calling Mr Dee Dee
Pick up your phone
Emergency
Calling Mr Dee Dee
We know youre home
Pick up your phone
Now listen baby doll - youve been busted
I should have known that you cant be trusted
That aint your uncle and that aint soda pop
Im just about to blow my top
But Ill forgive you, you know I will
Get your coat while I pay the bill
Next time go shopping if you want a thrill
Now its time for you to chill
Emergency
Calling Mr Dee Dee
Pick up your phone
Emergency
Calling Mr Dee Dee
We know youre home
Pick up your phone
Emergency
Calling Mr Dee Dee
Pick up your phone
Emergency
Calling Mr Dee Dee
We know youre home
Pick up your phone