Look away, look away
Look away, look away
This show will wreck your evening
Your whole life and your day
Every single episode is nothing but dismay, so look away
Look away, look away
The Baudelaires are hiding in a carnival of freaks
Count Olaf is the worst, he's been for more than several weeks
The lions in the Hinterlands are hungry and quite fierce
There is literally no program you could watch that's any weirse
Just look away, look away
Theres nothing but horror
And inconvenince on the way
Ask any stable person: Should I watch?
And they will say: Look away
Look away, look away
Look away, look away
Look away, look away
Look away, look away