Look away, look away
Look away, look away
This show will wreck your evening
Your whole life and your day
Every single episode is nothing but dismay, so look away
Look away, look away
The Baudelaires are hiding in a place crawling with doctors
Count Olaf's close behind them with his troupe of lousy actors
Something dreadful happens with a big, sharp, rusty knife
So if I were you, I'd find some other way to spend your life
Just look away, look away
There's nothing but horror
And inconvenince on the way
Ask any stable person: Should I watch?
And they will say: Look away
Look away, look away
Look away, look away
Look away, look away
Look away, look away