Look away, look away
Look away, look away
This show will wreck your evening
Your whole life and your day
Every single episode is nothing but dismay, so look away
Look away, look away
The town of VFD is full of people, full of rules
The Quagmires have once again been kidnapped of their jewels
The Baudelaires must recuse them but end up getting jailed
You might hope that things improve, but I'm afraid that ship has sailed
Just look away, look away
There's nothing but horror
And inconvenince on the way
Ask any stable person: Should I watch?
And they will say: Look away
Look away, look away
Look away, look away
Look away, look away
Look away, look away