La Durango
La waché afuera de un bar
Ya era tarde, estaba sola
Me acerqué y le dije: Hola
¿En algo te puedo ayudar?
Y ella me dijo llorando: Ya nadie puede ayudarme
Ahí estaba mi durango y me la acaban de robar
Se va a enojar mi papá, hoy no me dejó salir
Es por eso que a mi casa ahorita no me quiero ir
Si me invitas a algún lado con gusto me voy contigo
Ya que no hubo ni un testigo creo que le podré mentir
Bonita, no llores mas, y vámonos de una vez
Ella dijo aquí en cortito hay un motel que es japonés
Yo segun nada pendejo acepte en un dos por tres
Y le dije no estés triste vamos a pasarla bien
Y así como se los cuento, exactamente es como fue
Y no les miento en el momento pensé que la conquisté
Pero ya después capié, que ella me estaba esperando
Y que nunca existió la durango, algo malo estaba pasando
Me paré en corto a echar gas, dije: Tengo que orinar
Me bajé, me metí al baño y en corto empecé a fildear
Y waché las camionetas unas cuadras más atrás
Se me borró la sonrisa, y pensé me quieren quebrar
Agarré mi celular, pa' marcarle a la bandera
Le dije: Me andan casando aquí ando en corto en la estansuela
Me dijeron que les diera 10 minutos nada más
Que no fuera pa'l motel que regresará para el bar
Eso me pasa por andar de cachondo
Buscando perras por toda la ciudad
Me quieren aventar a un pozo muy hondo
Pero seguro se la van a pelar
En corto corrí al ranflón y me subí acelerando
Le dije: Mami, perdón, tengo que volver por algo
Agarró el volante y dijo yo no puedo regresar
Si no vamos pa'l motel por favor déjame bajar
Le dije, vieja pendeja, nadie va a bajar de aquí
Por poquito y me la aplicas pero ya te descubrí
Ahora cuéntamelo todo, en corto si quieres vivir
Me dijo yo no sé nada me pagaron por venir
¿Quién chingados te pagó?, te lo juro no se quién
Dos señores bien vestidos, sólo los mire una vez
Me asome al retrovisor y waché las camionetas
Era una suburban gris y otra troca bien paleta
Le metí la pata al fondo directito para el bar
Ya me estaban esperando dos tres macizos del clan
Me hablaron al celular, ¿carnalito donde estás?
Les dije me van siguiendo en un minuto estoy por ahí
No te preocupes por nada todo va a salir muy bien
No saben con quién se meten pero ya van a saber
Ya estamos todos aquí parqueados en el callejón
Tú te metes hasta el fondo y aquí le damos topón
Voy llegando ya quedó deja me meto pa' allá
Espero que los ojetes tengan huevos para entrar
Tal y como me dijeron entre por atrás al bar
Y las trocas en caliente se metieron sin pensar
Eso me pasa por andar de cachondo
Buscando perras por toda la ciudad
Me quieren aventar a un pozo muy hondo
Pero seguro se la van a pelar
Cuando baje del Camaro ya los tenía rodeados
Los bajaron a todos y en corto los desarmaron
Eran seis malandrines estaban todos culeados
Los llevamos al terreno a ver quién los había mandado
Ya que estaban amarrados comenzaron a cantar
Ellos mismos lo planearon me intentaban levantar
Por querer dinero fácil de este mundo ya se van
De la morra y los seis vatos nadie nunca supo más
Eso les pasa por andar de mañosos
Por no fijarse a quien se quieren chingar
Hay pa' la otra fíjense bien mugrosos
Que si me topan ya saben pa' 'onde van
The Durango
I spotted her outside the bar
It was really late, and she was all by herself
I went up to her and said: Hello
Then I asked: May I help you with something?
She was crying as she told me: There's nobody who can help me now
My Durango truck was parked right there, but it's been stolen
My dad is going to be furious, he never even let me go out in the first place
That's exactly why I don't feel like going home yet
If you ask me to go somewhere with you, I'll go along happily
I figure I can just make up a story about what happened, since there wasn't anyone around to see anything
Girl, stop crying already! Just come with me
She mentioned there's a Japanese motel close by
I didn't even hesitate, I said yes immediately
I told her: Cheer up, don't be sad anymore, Let's go have some fun together
That's exactly how everything went down
I'm not gonna lie, right then, I thought I had won her over completely
But then I realized she was waiting for that exact thing to happen
And since that Durango truck never even existed in the first place, I knew something wasn't right at all
I pulled over to get gas and told her: I need to pee
I got out and headed to the restroom, and that's when my mind started racing
I had spotted those trucks just a few blocks behind us earlier
My smile faded right away, and I thought they were coming to beat me up
I grabbed my phone to call my crew
Told them people were after me, that they were chasing me, and that I was at the gas station close by
They answered: Got it, just give us ten minutes
They told me not to go back to the motel, instead, I should head back to the bar
That's exactly what I get for being so horny!
I was out chasing women all over the whole city
Now they wanna put me in the ground and bury me deep
But I know damn well they're gonna fuck it up
I jumped into the truck and stepped on the gas right away
I told her: Baby, I'm sorry, but I have to turn back, I forgot something
She grabbed hold of the steering wheel and said: No, I can't go back there
If we're heading toward that motel, I'm getting out of this truck right now
I told her: Stupid bitch, nobody's getting out of here
You almost tricked me, but I already figured it all out
Now if you wanna stay alive, you better tell me everything right now
She answered: I swear I don't know nothing at all, They just paid me to show up there, that's it
Who the fuck paid you? She answered immediately: I swear to you, I really don't have a clue who it was
It was just two guys, dressed all fancy and well put-together, I only ever saw them that one time
I glanced in my rearview mirror and spotted two trucks behind me
One was a gray Suburban, and the other was a really nice-looking truck
I pressed the gas pedal harder and headed straight back to the bar
My crew was already there waiting for me, two or three of them had shown up
They rang my cell and asked: Bro, where the hell are you?
I told them those guys were right on my tail, and that I'd be pulling up there in just a minute
Don't you worry, everything's gonna be just fine
They have no clue who the hell they're messing with, but they're sure as hell gonna find out real soon
We're all parked and waiting right here in the alley
Drive straight all the way inside, and we'll fuck them up good
I'm almost there, just let me get inside
I hope those motherfuckers actually have the balls to follow me in
I went into the bar through the back entrance, just like they told me to
And those trucks drove right in fast, without even stopping to think
That's exactly what I get for being so horny!
I was out chasing women all over the whole city
Now they wanna put me in the ground and bury me deep
But I know damn well they're gonna fuck it up
As soon as I stepped out of the Camaro, we had them completely surrounded
We took every last one of them out and stripped them of their weapons right away
There were six of those motherfuckers, they were totally fucked, no way out
We dragged them out to the open field to make them talk and find out who the hell sent them
As soon as we had them tied up, they started spilling everything
They admitted they'd planned the whole thing all on their own, Their idea was to kidnap me
Just to get some quick, easy cash, Now those motherfuckers are gonna leave this world for good
After that, nobody ever heard a single thing from that girl or those six guys ever again
That's exactly what happens when you're a thieving, robbing rat
And don't pay attention to who the hell you're messing with
Next time, you dirty bastards, you better watch your step
If you ever try to catch me, you already know exactly where you're gonna end up