And he said "She looks beautiful like Mariliyn Monroe." / Now he can't get her off his mind / We could not believe it / When he told us the news / He said "I met this chick and she's real groovy." / Now he's pretty hung up / He sends her flowers at work / He calls her every night / He even missed a Patch show / We never really thought that this could ever happen / But it seems that this is true / He found a girlfriend he is really happy / "Oh baby, baby, I love you!" / Now he doesn't masturbate like he used to / He's down to two or three times / Every other day / He's late for practice again / He must be at her place / She must be really nice / Or really fucking crazy