Beauty And The Beast - Gaston (Reprise)
"Crazy old Maurice, hmmm? Crazy old Maurice. Hmmm."
LeFou, I'm afraid I've been thinking...
A dangerous pastime...
But that whacky old coot is Belle's father
And his sanity's only "so-so"
Now the wheels in my head have been turning
Since I looked at that loony, old man
See, I've promised myself
I'd be married to Belle
And right now I'm evolving a plan
"No! Would she..."
"Now I get it!"
No one plots like Gaston...
Takes cheap shots like Gaston...
Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston...
So his marriage we soon'll be celebrating
My what a guy!