Fred Come To Bed
Oewohoewoh, Fred, come to bed
Cause my Max had sex with his sexy ex
Oh, Fred, come to bed
Baby, I won't let your dreams get wet, ohoewoh
Oh, Fred
Well, I'm Max, I'm Max
Baby, don't be blue
Don't you worry, don't be sorry
I'll come back to you
Just one more night with my poor old ex
She's only lonely, we don't have sex
I'm Max, Max, Max
Baby, please stay cool and just relax
And I'll soon be back, but if you'll be upset
Just go and talk to my friend Fred
Oewohoewo, Fred, come to bed
Cause my Max had sex with his sexy ex
Oh, Fred, come to bed
Baby, I won't let your dreams get wet, ohoewoh
Fred, come to bed
Maybe you will get a love you've never had
So, Fred, come to bed
Oh, my fantasy will drive me mad, oewohoewoh
Oh, Fred, oh, oh
I'm Max, I'm Max
And I trust in Fred, baby, he's the best friend I've ever had
It's Fred, it's Fred, and he just called back
And anything you ever want, he won't get
Fred, Fred, Fred
And you will find that's not so bad
It's just one night, baby, you get through
Tomorrow I'll be back with you
[chorus]
Oh, Fred, no, no, come to bed
Oh my Max had sex with his ex last night
Cause he loves her ass and tits
So I tell you, Fred, come into my bed
If you don't I will call up Fritz
Fred, ven a la cama
Oewohoewoh, Fred, ven a la cama
Porque mi Max tuvo sexo con su sexy ex
Oh, Fred, ven a la cama
Bebé, no dejaré que tus sueños se mojen, ohoewoh
Oh, Fred
Bueno, soy Max, soy Max
Bebé, no te pongas triste
No te preocupes, no te disculpes
Volveré contigo
Solo una noche más con mi pobre ex
Ella está sola, no tenemos sexo
Soy Max, Max, Max
Bebé, por favor mantente tranquila y relájate
Y pronto volveré, pero si te pones molesta
Ve y habla con mi amigo Fred
Oewohoewo, Fred, ven a la cama
Porque mi Max tuvo sexo con su sexy ex
Oh, Fred, ven a la cama
Bebé, no dejaré que tus sueños se mojen, ohoewoh
Fred, ven a la cama
Quizás obtengas un amor que nunca has tenido
Entonces, Fred, ven a la cama
Oh, mi fantasía me volverá loca, oewohoewoh
Oh, Fred, oh, oh
Soy Max, soy Max
Y confío en Fred, bebé, es el mejor amigo que he tenido
Es Fred, es Fred, y acaba de llamar de vuelta
Y cualquier cosa que quieras, él no lo conseguirá
Fred, Fred, Fred
Y verás que no es tan malo
Es solo una noche, bebé, lo superarás
Mañana estaré de vuelta contigo
[estribillo]
Oh, Fred, no, no, ven a la cama
Oh, mi Max tuvo sexo con su ex anoche
Porque ama su trasero y sus tetas
Así que te digo, Fred, ven a mi cama
Si no lo haces, llamaré a Fritz