A História do Mamute
Um mamute pequenino queria voar
Tentava e tentava e não podia voar
Uma pombinha, sua amiga, tentou ajudar
E do quinto andar fez ele pular
Hihihihihihi, o que aconteceu?
Merda
O mamute virou merda
Merda
O mamute virou merda
Um mamute pequenino queria fumar
Tentava e tentava e não podia fumar
O cachorro, seu amigo, tentou ajudar
E quinhentos cigarrinhos fez ele fumar
O que aconteceu?
Câncer
O mamute teve câncer
Câncer
O mamute teve câncer
Um mamute pequenino queria beber
Tentava e tentava e não podia beber
Um urso, seu amigo, tentou resolver
E seis litros de uísque fez ele beber
O que aconteceu?
Cirrose
No mamute deu cirrose
Cirrose
No mamute deu cirrose
Um mamute pequenino queria transar
Tentava e tentava e não podia transar
Um jegue, seu amigo, tentou ajudar
Com cem prostitutas fez ele transar
Oh, o que aconteceu?
AIDS
O mamute pegou AIDS
AIDS
O mamute pegou AIDS
Um mamute pequenino queria se drogar
Tentava e tentava e não podia se drogar
O gato, seu amigo, tentou ajudar
E cinquenta carreirinhas fez ele cheirar
Hah, o que aconteceu?
Overdose
O mamute com overdose
Overdose
O mamute com overdose
E agora? O que aconteceu?
Acho que morreu essa figura aí
Acho que foi pro saco
Morreu
O mamute morreu
Morreu
O mamute se fu
Morreu
O mamute morreu
Morreu
O mamute se fu
Deu!
The Mammoth's Story
A tiny mammoth wanted to fly
He tried and tried but couldn't fly
A little dove, his friend, tried to help
And made him jump from the fifth floor
Hihihihihihi, what happened?
Shit
The mammoth turned into shit
Shit
The mammoth turned into shit
A tiny mammoth wanted to smoke
He tried and tried but couldn't smoke
The dog, his friend, tried to help
And made him smoke five hundred cigarettes
What happened?
Cancer
The mammoth got cancer
Cancer
The mammoth got cancer
A tiny mammoth wanted to drink
He tried and tried but couldn't drink
The bear, his friend, tried to solve
And made him drink six liters of whiskey
What happened?
Cirrhosis
The mammoth got cirrhosis
Cirrhosis
The mammoth got cirrhosis
A tiny mammoth wanted to have sex
He tried and tried but couldn't have sex
The donkey, his friend, tried to help
And made him have sex with a hundred prostitutes
Oh, what happened?
AIDS
The mammoth got AIDS
AIDS
The mammoth got AIDS
A tiny mammoth wanted to do drugs
He tried and tried but couldn't do drugs
The cat, his friend, tried to help
And made him snort fifty lines
Hah, what happened?
Overdose
The mammoth overdosed
Overdose
The mammoth overdosed
And now? What happened?
I think that figure died
I think he bit the dust
He died
The mammoth died
Died
The mammoth screwed up
Died
The mammoth died
Died
The mammoth screwed up
Done!