Pagafantas
Siempre le ofrecía mi paraguas
Por si llovía.. Que no se mojara
Y le tendía mi rebequita
Justo a la hora en que refrescaba
No me quería.. Yo lo aceptaba
Pero seguía dando la vara
La perseguía y la acosaba
Por si cambiaba de opinión algún día
Ella no quería romper nuestra amistad
Pero a mí todo eso me daba igual
Tampoco era tan especial
Y me moría por estar bajo su manta
Y que dejasen de llamarme pagafantas
Después de darle mi vida entera
Y de encerarle las escaleras
Y de invitarle a.. Todo, invitarle
Y de instalarle la tele por cable
Entre llamadas y smss
Y muchas otras gilipolleces
Dilapidaba mi sueldo escaso
Y, encima, no me hacía ni puto caso
Ella no quería romper nuestra amistad
Pero a mí todo eso me daba igual
Tampoco era tan especial
Y me moría por estar bajo su manta
Y que dejasen de llamarme pagafantas
Y que dejasen de llamarme pagafantas
Y que dejasen de llamarme pagafantas
Tras varios años de sufrimiento
Más una orden de alejamiento
Por fin, me harté de hacer el canelo
Y lo curioso es que.. Desde el momento aquel
Ella empezó como a echarme de menos
Sucker
I always offered her my umbrella
In case it rained.. So she wouldn't get wet
And I would offer her my little jacket
Just when it started to cool down
She didn't want me.. I accepted it
But I kept bothering her
I pursued her and harassed her
In case she changed her mind one day
She didn't want to break our friendship
But I didn't care about all that
She wasn't that special either
And I was dying to be under her blanket
And for them to stop calling me a sucker
After giving her my whole life
And waxing her stairs
And inviting her to.. Everything, inviting her
And installing cable TV for her
Between calls and texts
And many other stupid things
I squandered my meager salary
And, on top of that, she didn't even pay attention to me
She didn't want to break our friendship
But I didn't care about all that
She wasn't that special either
And I was dying to be under her blanket
And for them to stop calling me a sucker
And for them to stop calling me a sucker
And for them to stop calling me a sucker
After several years of suffering
Plus a restraining order
Finally, I got tired of making a fool of myself
And the curious thing is that.. From that moment on
She started to miss me