Mi Abuela
mi abuela, mi abuela, mi abuela
deja que te cuente para que tu veas
no hablar del trabajo ni tampoco de la escuela
aunque eso esta muy bien
y eso no se yo quiero que sepas tu lo mio
pa que veas que es mas peor
yo me fui de vacaciones
a inicio de verando
y queria quedarme en casa de mi hermano
y el me dijo: morro aqui tu no te quedas
me llevoo con toy y chivas a casa de mi abuela
hay que dolor, pobres vacaciones
lo que me hizo me hermano
que clase de pantalones
enseguida mi abuela me cayo ensima
pa que le limpiara el patio y le pintara la cocina
yo le dije: abue yo vengo a descansar
y ella me dijo: no mijito tu te viene a trabajar
de verdad que tu eres vago, no se porque te quejas
te me fajas la camisa y te me cortas la melena
ay abue la camisa me la arreglo
pero no cortarme el pelo mejor me quedo muerto
le esplique que esta de moda
dejarse la melena
y ella dijo que te pasa si pareces una vieja
como no me recorte espero a que me durmiera
y me dejo bien trasquilado
con una de sus tijeras
ke gacho, ke manchada, ke diran mis kompas kuando me vean
otro dia pal almuerso
me dijo mi ebuela que me iba a cocinar lo que yo quisiera
entonces le pedi una comida bien woena
unos tacos, un hotdog lo que como todos los dias
no.no.no. no señor no cocino porquerias
aqui se come vianda y arroz con abichuelas
mi abuela, mi ebuela, mi abuela
aqui se come vianda, aqui se come vianda
pasaron unos dias, conoci a su vecina
que tenia una hija que estaba bien chida
ahora es! me dije yo
y le empeze a rapear sin que mi abuela no supiera
pero ella se entero
y me dio un sermon a esa nena la respetas
yo le dije: abuela tu te estas entrometiendo
y me metio una bofetada que todavia me esta doliendo
k gacho, no se puede, que diran mis compas cuando se enteren
que otro dia por la noche yo queria salir
y ella dijo que no.. estas son horas de dormir
y asi me la pase, en pleno jueves
todo mundo cotorreando y yo con todo y de las nueve
pasaron otros dias que no me fastidio
porque la caja de los dientes se le perdio
y aunque ella regañarme parece que queria
de todo lo que hablaba, nada se le entendia
entonces pude descansar
pero ya las vacaciones se me iban acabar
y como ya no encontraba que mas inventar
fingi que un dolor me queria matar
aver si asi me hospitalizaba
y entonces facil de ai me escapaba
pero se me voltio la tortilla
porque ella me empezo a dar una medicina
y me obligo a estar en la cama acostado
hasta que ella pensara que me habia recuperado
mi abuela, mi abuela, mi abuela
y asi mismo un problema que al rato yo tenia
siete a la semana y era uno cada dia
pero encontre la solucion a todos mis problemas
y esque tengo que aceptar
que soy el nieto de mi abuela
total, despues de tanto protestar
cuando llegue a mi canton me puse a pensar
que ella no es lo que parece, ella es bien woena
y todo lo que hace es nomas pa que yo aprenda
pero me recordaba yo
de todos los regaños que ella a mi me dio
y de cada vez que yo ubiera querido reventon
y me tenia que awuantar aqui sentado en el sillon
mi jefa no sabia como yo lo abia pasado
se creia que too yo me lo habia gozado
y se atrevio a preguntar que cuando yo volvia pa ya
y yo le dije: mija como entre 30 años mas!
yo no se si es que mi abuela tiene mucha resistencia
o no puedo soportarla porque no tengo paciencia
mi abuela, mi abuela, mi abuela,
mi ebuela, mi abuela, mi abuela,
mi abuela, mi abuela, mi abuela
mi abuela, mi abuela......
My Grandma
my grandma, my grandma, my grandma
let me tell you so you can see
not talking about work or school either
although that's fine
and that's not me, I want you to know mine
so you see that it's worse
I went on vacation
at the beginning of summer
and wanted to stay at my brother's house
and he said: kid, you can't stay here
he took me with toy and chivas to my grandma's house
what a pain, poor vacation
what my brother did to me
what kind of pants
right away my grandma came down on me
to clean the patio and paint the kitchen
I told her: grandma, I came to rest
and she said: no, my child, you came to work
really, you're lazy, I don't know why you complain
you iron your shirt and cut your hair
oh grandma, I can fix the shirt
but not cut my hair, I'd rather be dead
I explained that it's trendy
to grow your hair out
and she said what's wrong with you, you look like an old lady
since I didn't cut it, I waited for her to fall asleep
and she left me with a bad haircut
with one of her scissors
how awful, how messed up, what will my buddies say when they see me
another day for lunch
my grandma told me she was going to cook whatever I wanted
so I asked for a good meal
some tacos, a hotdog, what I eat every day
no, no, no, not sir, I don't cook junk
here we eat meat and rice with beans
my grandma, my grandma, my grandma
here we eat meat, here we eat meat
a few days passed, I met her neighbor
who had a daughter who was really cool
now, I said to myself
and I started rapping without my grandma knowing
but she found out
and gave me a lecture, you respect that girl
I told her: grandma, you're meddling
and she slapped me, it still hurts
how awful, you can't, what will my buddies say when they find out
that another night I wanted to go out
and she said no, it's time to sleep
and that's how I spent it, on a Thursday
everyone hanging out and me stuck at nine
more days passed without her bothering me
because she lost her dentures
and even though she scolded me, it seemed like she wanted
everything she said, nothing was understood
so I could rest
but my vacation was ending
and since I couldn't think of anything else to do
I pretended a pain was killing me
to see if I could get hospitalized
and then easily escape from there
but the tables turned on me
because she started giving me medicine
and forced me to stay in bed
until she thought I had recovered
my grandma, my grandma, my grandma
and just like that a problem I had later
seven a week and one every day
but I found the solution to all my problems
and it's that I have to accept
that I am my grandma's grandson
total, after so much protesting
when I got back to my town, I started thinking
that she's not what she seems, she's really good
and everything she does is just for me to learn
but I remembered
all the scolding she gave me
and every time I wanted to party
and had to sit here on the couch
my boss didn't know how I had spent it
she thought I had enjoyed it all
and dared to ask when I was going back there
and I said: girl, in like 30 years!
I don't know if my grandma has a lot of endurance
or I can't stand her because I have no patience
my grandma, my grandma, my grandma,
my grandma, my grandma, my grandma,
my grandma, my grandma, my grandma
my grandma, my grandma......