Motel California
Nos fuimos de parranda, mis amigos y yo
Mi despedida de soltero me querian celebrar
Yo buscando un lugar serio para poder reflexionar
Pero el wey de mi compadre
Nos llevo a ese congal
Salio un mesero joteando y nos dijo que van a tomar
Si quieren un ron con cola se las puedo menear la copa
Llegaron unas chamacas y comenzaron a bailar
Se quitaron la ropa y nos hicieron table dance
Mi despedida fue en el motel california
Que gran reventon, que gran reventon
No lo voya olvidar
Esta bien hojaldras ese motel california
Pero con esas chicas ni lovas a notar
Me desperte en la mañana con una cruda fatal
Rodeado de chamacas y el mesero puñal
Que me dijo aqui te traigo tus huevitos
Desayuno continental te los hice por que anoche
Estuviste uh! Genial
Mis amigos en piernados todos lograban despertar
Y mi compadre llorando pues no se podia ni sentar
Les di el escote a las disque chamacas
Y llegue a la conclusion que eran teclas de machin
Rellenas de silicon y no no no no no no no no no no
Gritaba y no no nono no no no no nu
Motel California
We went out partying, my friends and I
They wanted to celebrate my bachelor party
I was looking for a serious place to reflect
But my buddy's dude
Took us to that brothel
A waiter came out flirting and told us what to drink
If you want a rum with coke, I can shake the glass for you
Some girls arrived and started dancing
They took off their clothes and did table dances for us
My farewell was at the Motel California
What a great party, what a great party
I won't forget it
That Motel California is quite run-down
But with those girls, you won't even notice
I woke up in the morning with a terrible hangover
Surrounded by girls and the waiter, a backstabber
Who said, 'Here are your little eggs'
I made you a continental breakfast because last night
You were uh! Great
My friends were all hungover trying to wake up
And my buddy crying because he couldn't even sit
I gave the girls' numbers to my friends
And I came to the conclusion that they were machine keys
Filled with silicone and no no no no no no no no no no
I screamed and no no no no no no no no no no