Sopleme Usted Primero
Iba en la carreta en mi nave a gran velocidad
oyendo la cinta en el estereo a todo lo que da
dejando que el viento me volara el pelo y que
al cabo me iba sintiendo casi, casi como superman,
casi como superman
el hombre de acero
de pronto se me emparejo una linda patrulla con
dos changos vestidos y listos para atracar
diciendo que me parara pero no medio la gana
me echaron la laminaria a fuerza me tuve que parar
a fuerza me tuve que parar
Y ahí fue cuando
Bajaron sacando fusca
y haciendo mucha pantalla
y uno de ellos muy gandaya me dijo así
haber joven sopleme usted trae aliento alcohólico
se me hace que le vamos a dar pa tras
Saque mi cartera y un milagro les brille
pero uno de ellos dijo
joven dóblese
les di otros quinientos varos
y me quede sin un clavo
se fueron huyendo claro diciendo que me iban a escoltar
diciendo que me iban a escoltar
Arranque la nave y me dirigí a mi hogar
pero se acabo la gas ya casi cuando iba a llegar
y vete por una feria pa que la nave volara
y toda esa noche no hice... mas que recordar
no hice nada mas que recordar
aquel momento cuando
Bajaron sacando fusca
y haciendo mucha pantalla
y de ellos el mas gandaya me dijo así
haber joven sopleme
usted trae aliento alcohólico
y aquí mi pareja y yo le vamos a dar pa tras
le vamos a dar pa tras
hasta atrás
hasta atraaaaas
usted seguirá hasta atrás
Blow Me First
I was cruising in my ride, going full speed
Listening to the tape on the stereo, cranked up loud
Letting the wind whip through my hair and I
Was feeling almost, almost like Superman,
Almost like Superman.
The man of steel.
Suddenly, a cute patrol car pulled up next to me
With two guys dressed up, ready to roll.
Telling me to pull over, but I wasn’t in the mood.
They threw the lights on me, I had to stop,
I had to stop.
And that’s when
They pulled out their guns
And put on a big show,
And one of them, a real jerk, said to me,
"Hey kid, blow me, you smell like booze.
I think we’re gonna take you back."
I pulled out my wallet, and by some miracle, it shined,
But one of them said,
"Kid, bend over."
I handed over another five hundred bucks,
And I was left with nothing.
They took off running, of course, saying they’d escort me,
Saying they’d escort me.
I hit the gas and headed home,
But I ran out of gas just when I was about to arrive.
Had to find a fair to get my ride flying,
And all that night, I did nothing... but remember,
I did nothing but remember
That moment when
They pulled out their guns
And put on a big show,
And the biggest jerk of them all said to me,
"Hey kid, blow me,
You smell like booze,
And my partner and I are gonna take you back.
We’re gonna take you back,
All the way back,
All the way back,
You’ll keep going back."