Encuentros Cercanos Del Tercer Sexo
Iba yo caminando
Por san juan de letrán
Viendo las nenas que pasan
Bizcochos vienen y van
Una güera a todo dar
Se me comenzó a lanzar
Le cerré el ojo
Y ella me sonrió
Y luego yo me le acerque
Y empezamos a cotorrear
Ella me dijo que quería que nos fuéramos a reventar
Yo me sentía muy galán
Y todo era felicidad
Hasta que ella me dijo
Mi nombre es Juan
Que decepción, que frustración resultó que era un gay
Que decepción oye que frustración no era vieja era un güey
Quise sentir demencia
Quise desafanar
Pero ella estaba aferrada
Y me quería cinchar
A otro leandro se encontró
Y también me lo presentó
Yo aproveché el momento
Y me desafané
Pero que decepción que frustración resulto que era un güey
Que decepción oye que frustración no era vieja era un gay
Un chalecón
Tenia bigote
Un jotolón
Era mayate
Leandro con vestido, con vestido
Leandro con vestido
Solo el que se ha quemado
Sabe lo que es el fuego
Solo el que se ha embriagado
Sabe lo que es el alcohol
Solo el que ha sido lastimado profundamente
Puede sentir lo que es esta humillación
Solo el que se ha topado con un trasvergui
Tiene luz de esta canción
Que decepción que frustración resulto que era un gay
Que decepción oye que frustración no era vieja era un güey
Close Encounters of the Third Sex
I was walking
Through San Juan de Letrán
Watching the girls passing by
Cakes come and go
A blonde bombshell
Started hitting on me
I winked at her
And she smiled at me
Then I approached her
And we started chatting
She said she wanted us to go party
I felt very gallant
And everything was happiness
Until she told me
My name is Juan
What a disappointment, what frustration it turned out she was gay
What a disappointment, hey what frustration she wasn't a girl, she was a guy
I wanted to feel crazy
I wanted to escape
But she was clingy
And wanted to hug me
She found another Leandro
And also introduced me to him
I took advantage of the moment
And escaped
But what a disappointment, what frustration it turned out he was a guy
What a disappointment, hey what frustration he wasn't a girl, he was gay
A big guy
Had a mustache
A flamboyant guy
Was a gay
Leandro in a dress, in a dress
Leandro in a dress
Only those who have been burned
Know what fire is
Only those who have been drunk
Know what alcohol is
Only those who have been deeply hurt
Can feel what this humiliation is
Only those who have encountered a backdoor
Understand the light of this song
What a disappointment, what frustration it turned out he was gay
What a disappointment, hey what frustration he wasn't a girl, he was a guy