Remodelación Facial
Que no se caiga el ritmo
Hay yale
Esta historia
Que les voy a contar
Es una historia
De la vida real
Ja ja jajajaja
Real ja ja ja
La conocí, me enamoré
Y al poco tiempo una boda yo planeé
Y me case y le compre
Una casita con dinero que junte
Lo raro es que, ni su papa
Ni su mama se parecían a mi mujer
Es o no es su hija no se
Y para no ofenderla no le pregunte
Pero pongan mucha atención
Lo que paso
Justo al año de casados
Ella tuvo a la bebe
Pero pare usted oreja
Con lo que yo le diré
En nada de parecía
La criatura a mi mujer
Eran bastante distintas
Y a comentar me animé
Le dije a mi mujer
Oye mujer
La bebe, la bebe
No se parece a ti
No se parece a ti
No se parece a ti
La bebe, la bebe
No se parece a ti
No se parece a ti
No se parece a ti
Y mi mujer me contesta
De esta manera
Es que me opere
Me quité un poquito aquí
Me quité un poquito allá
Me respingué la nariz
Sin nada de cicatriz
Parpado mentón
Un diseño de sonrisa
Yo quería quedar bonita
Como mi amiga Melisa
Me quite grasita
En la cinturita
Me marque el abdomen
Para verme macita
Me agrande los senos
Porque estaban planos
Para que cupieran
Muy bien en tus manos
Remodelación facial
Es lo que se hacen ahora
Remodelación facial
En algunas es la moda
Aunque nada se parezcan
Los bebes a su mamá
Aunque nada se parezcan
Los bebes a su mamá
Si las mujercitas son hermosas desde que nacieron
Válgame Dios
Es que me opere
Me quite un poquito aquí
Me quite un poquito allá
Me respingue la nariz
Sin nada de cicatriz
Parpados mentón
Un diseño de sonrisa
Yo quería quedar bonita
Como mi amiga Melisa
Me quite grasita
En la cinturita
Me marque el abdomen
Para verme macita
Me agrande los senos
Porque estaban planos
Para que cupieran
Muy bien en tus manos
Y luego me dice mi mujer
Oye
Pero tampoco se parece a ti
Y yo le dije estas palabras
Es que me opere
Me quite un poquito aquí
Me quite un poquito allá
Me respingue la nariz
Sin nada de cicatriz
Parpados, mentón
Un diseño de sonrisa
Yo quería quedar galán
Para tu amiga Melisa
Me quite grasita
De la barriguita
Me afile la cara
Me puse barbita
Me marque el abdomen
Para los veranos
También soy amigo
De los cirujanos
Remodelación facial
Es lo que se hacen ahora
Remodelación fácil
En algunos es la moda
Aunque nada se parezcan
Los bebes a su papá
Aunque nada se parezcan
Los bebes a su mamá
Y casa quien hace
Con su vida lo que quiere
Facial Remodeling
Don't let the rhythm fall
There's Yale
This story
That I'm going to tell you
Is a story
From real life
Ha ha hahaha
Real ha ha ha
I met her, fell in love
And shortly after, a wedding I planned
And I got married and bought her
A little house with money I saved
The strange thing is, neither her dad
Nor her mom looked like my wife
Whether she's their daughter or not
And to not offend her, I didn't ask
But pay close attention
To what happened
Just a year into our marriage
She had the baby
But listen carefully
To what I'll tell you
Nothing resembled
The baby to my wife
They were quite different
And I dared to comment
I told my wife
Hey woman
The baby, the baby
Doesn't look like you
Doesn't look like you
Doesn't look like you
The baby, the baby
Doesn't look like you
Doesn't look like you
Doesn't look like you
And my wife answers me
This way
I had surgery
I took a little bit here
I took a little bit there
I fixed my nose
Without any scars
Eyelids chin
A smile design
I wanted to look pretty
Like my friend Melisa
I removed some fat
From my waist
I defined my abdomen
To look slim
I enlarged my breasts
Because they were flat
So they fit
Perfectly in your hands
Facial remodeling
Is what they do now
Facial remodeling
For some, it's the trend
Even if babies don't resemble
Their mom
Even if babies don't resemble
Their mom
If little girls are beautiful from birth
Heaven help us
I had surgery
I took a little bit here
I took a little bit there
I fixed my nose
Without any scars
Eyelids chin
A smile design
I wanted to look pretty
Like my friend Melisa
I removed some fat
From my waist
I defined my abdomen
To look slim
I enlarged my breasts
Because they were flat
So they fit
Perfectly in your hands
And then my wife tells me
Hey
But it doesn't look like you either
And I said these words
I had surgery
I took a little bit here
I took a little bit there
I fixed my nose
Without any scars
Eyelids chin
A smile design
I wanted to look handsome
For your friend Melisa
I removed some fat
From my belly
I sharpened my face
I grew a beard
I defined my abdomen
For the summers
I'm also a friend
Of the surgeons
Facial remodeling
Is what they do now
Facial remodeling
For some, it's the trend
Even if babies don't resemble
Their dad
Even if babies don't resemble
Their mom
And everyone does
With their life what they want