No Te Metas a Mi Facebook
Pedro villa y josefina están prontos a ligar
Pero laura la vecina los ha visto desertar
Juan ruja renuncia y lo hace publicar
Leonora su esposa pronto lo va a borrar
Amanda y miranda acaban de rastrear
A lina su amiga que les dejó de hablar
Tantean, husmean, no hay nada que indagar
Es fácil, muy fácil, sólo opriman pokear
No no te metas a mi Facebook
No te metas por favor
Cada vez que tengo un inbox
Me provoca poner close
No te metas a mi Facebook
No te metas por favor
Cuando escribas melodramas
No me lo hagas por el wall
De 620 amigos te relacionas con 10
90 desconocidos más 60 friend requests
Te buscan, rebuscan, pronto te van a ver
Juntitos, toditos, apuéstenle a la red
200 eventos, a los que debes ir
Aceptas a todos aunque no quieras ir
Tu vida es difícil, tienes que decidir
Aplica la regla, ponle a todos maybe
No no te metas a mi Facebook
No te metas por favor
Cada vez que tengo un inbox
Me provoca poner close
No te metas a mi Facebook
No te metas por favor
Cuando escribas melodramas
No me lo hagas por el wall
No me lo hagas por el wall (bis)
Me provoca poner close
No me digas que no tienes que ir al baño
Cuando, te miro te la pasas facebookeando
Y luego suspiro, te vas a quedar un rato
Y mucho más
No me digas que tienes otro cumpleaños
Del que hace un año ni te hubieras enterado
Será que ahora es moda festejar con los extraños
Y brindar por brindar
No no te metas a mi Facebook
No te metas por favor
Cada vez que tengo un inbox
Me provoca poner close
No te metas a mi Facebook
No te metas por favor
Cuando escribas melodramas
No me lo hagas por el wall
Don't Get into My Facebook
Pedro Villa and Josefina are ready to flirt
But Laura, the neighbor, has seen them desert
Juan Roar resigns and makes it public
Leonora, his wife, will soon delete him
Amanda and Miranda just tracked down
Lina, their friend who stopped talking to them
They probe, they snoop, there's nothing to investigate
It's easy, very easy, just hit poke
Don't get into my Facebook
Don't get in, please
Every time I have an inbox
It makes me want to close it
Don't get into my Facebook
Don't get in, please
When you write melodramas
Don't do it on my wall
Out of 620 friends, you interact with 10
90 strangers plus 60 friend requests
They search for you, dig for you, they'll see you soon
All together, all of them, bet on the network
200 events, that you must attend
You accept everyone even if you don't want to go
Your life is hard, you have to decide
Apply the rule, put maybe to all
Don't get into my Facebook
Don't get in, please
Every time I have an inbox
It makes me want to close it
Don't get into my Facebook
Don't get in, please
When you write melodramas
Don't do it on my wall
Don't do it on my wall (repeat)
It makes me want to close it
Don't tell me you don't have to go to the bathroom
When I look at you, you're always on Facebook
And then I sigh, you're going to stay a while
And much more
Don't tell me you have another birthday
That a year ago you wouldn't have even known about
Is it now trendy to celebrate with strangers
And toast just to toast
Don't get into my Facebook
Don't get in, please
Every time I have an inbox
It makes me want to close it
Don't get into my Facebook
Don't get in, please
When you write melodramas
Don't do it on my wall