Historia de La Chava Que No Usaba Brasiere (por El Lonje Moco)
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Que tal???
Yo soy el longe moco
Y les voy a contar una historia que fue horrible, fue horrible
Una historia de una chava que estaba arreglándose pal novio
Ella no usaba brasiere
Entonces le colgaban, le colgaban
-Le colgaban que??
Le colgaban los brasieres en su closet
Solo usaba una bata mientras se arreglaba
Estaba en su recamara
Y de repente le dio mucho frío ahí
Ahí en su recamara
Bueno también le dio frió ahí
Y es que no se puso, no se puso
-Chones, no se puso chones
No!!!
No se puso los seguros de las ventanas
Y entonces se metió, se metió
-Se metió el aire
No!!!!!!!!
Se metió un par de tequilas pal frío
Tota, que llega el novio
Y al verla con la pura batita
La quiso seducir
Ella si quería
Pero le daba pena porque pus estaba en, estaba en
-En sus días, estaba en sus días
No!!!!!!!!
Estaban sus papas en la recamara de junto
Y es que cuando lo hacían se la pasaban pegando, pegando
-De gritos, pegando de gritos
No!!!!!!!!
Se la pasaban pegando sus papas las orejas en la pared para escucharlos
Total, que mejor decidieron bailar en la recamara
Entonces ella saco el compact de "al ritmo dance 3"
La música estaba buenísima
Y se la pasaron, y se la pasaron
-De pelos, se la pasaron de pelos
No!!!!!!!!!
Se la pasaron a los papas para que bailaran tambien
Y ellos se la pasaron, se la pasaron
-Bailando, se la pasaron bailando
No!!!!!!!
Se la pasaron por el arco del triunfo
Porque pus se querían dormir
Fue horrible, fue horrible
Bueno la historia fue horrible
Porque la música estaba buenísima
Sonaba mas o menos así
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The Story of the Girl Who Didn't Wear a Bra (by El Lonje Moco)
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What's up???
I'm the long snot
And I'm gonna tell you a story that was terrible, it was terrible
A story about a girl getting ready for her boyfriend
She didn't wear a bra
So they hung, they hung
-They hung what??
They hung bras in her closet
She only wore a robe while getting ready
She was in her bedroom
And suddenly she got really cold in there
Right there in her bedroom
Well, she got cold down there too
And it's because she didn't put on, didn't put on
-Underwear, she didn't put on underwear
No!!!
She didn't lock the windows
And then the cold air came in, came in
-The cold air came in
No!!!!!!!!
She downed a couple of shots to warm up
Total, her boyfriend shows up
And when he saw her in just the robe
He wanted to seduce her
She was into it
But she felt shy because she was on, she was on
-Her period, she was on her period
No!!!!!!!!
Her parents were in the next room
And when they did it, they kept banging, banging
-Screaming, banging and screaming
No!!!!!!!!
Her parents kept banging their ears on the wall to hear them
So, they decided to dance in the bedroom instead
Then she pulled out the CD of "Dance Rhythm 3"
The music was amazing
And they had a blast, and they had a blast
-So much fun, they had a blast
No!!!!!!!!!
They passed it to the parents so they could dance too
And they had a blast, they had a blast
-Dancing, they had a blast dancing
No!!!!!!!
They passed it through the hoop of triumph
Because they wanted to sleep
It was terrible, it was terrible
Well, the story was terrible
Because the music was amazing
It sounded something like this
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