Lady Shave
Worried girl
Shaves her legs
Creams her arms
And she creams her chest
Worried girl
Shave it, shave it, shave it, shave it
Plug your brow
Plug it now
Until it's sore
Drop the blood on the floor
Oh worried girl
Shave it, shave it, shave it, shave it
Shower scenes
A giggling tease
And stupid magazines
Spread a social disease
Oh worried girl
Lady shave
Don't misuse that blade
Lady shave
Don't slip that blade
Oh worried girl
You don't have to shave it
Shave it, shave it, shave it, shave it
Lady shave
Oh lady shave
Dama Afeita
Chica preocupada
Se afeita las piernas
Se unta los brazos
Y se unta el pecho
Chica preocupada
Afeita, afeita, afeita, afeita
Depila tu ceja
Hazlo ahora
Hasta que duela
Deja caer la sangre en el piso
Oh chica preocupada
Afeita, afeita, afeita, afeita
Escenas de ducha
Una risa coqueta
Y revistas estúpidas
Difunden una enfermedad social
Oh chica preocupada
Dama afeita
No malgastes esa cuchilla
Dama afeita
No te cortes con esa cuchilla
Oh chica preocupada
No tienes que afeitarlo
Afeita, afeita, afeita, afeita
Dama afeita
Oh dama afeita
Escrita por: Daniel Miller / Frank Tovey