You Have to Be Joking
You have to be joking
They wouldn't do what you said
Oh, my vision is blurred again
You have to be kiddin' me
They wouldn't do those unspeakable things
Oh, my Jesus
It's worse than you think
Stood here in the morning
Got no science to explain
Seems to me that God and the devil
Are both the same
You have to be lyin'
They wouldn't do what you told me about
Oh, my vision is blurred again (2x)
Tienes que estar bromeando
Tienes que estar bromeando
No harían lo que dijiste
Oh, mi visión está borrosa de nuevo
Tienes que estar bromeando conmigo
No harían esas cosas inefables
Oh, mi Jesús
Es peor de lo que piensas
Parado aquí en la mañana
No tengo ciencia para explicar
Me parece que Dios y el diablo
Son lo mismo
Tienes que estar mintiendo
No harían lo que me contaste
Oh, mi visión está borrosa de nuevo (2x)