La Triste Historia de Los Cojelones
(aja) Es una historia de amor medio loka,
q cuenta como un vato y su morra,
no podian vivir felices por q este wey se metia koka, (dicen)
el era loko y siempre lo fue,
ella compraba margarita o frances,
para el lonche y siempre iva a las seis,(seis)
ahí la esperaba siempre este wey,(aja)
a ella no le importava su vicio,(no)
ni q tampoco tuviera un oficio,(no)
pero su jefa noto la estrias,
de su novio de la koka q se metia,
y le cerraron la puerta negra,
la remacharon con tres candados,
y a la muchacha no la mandaban
ni por el pan, ni por los mandados,
pero no contaban con q,
la ventana q apunta al norte,
no tenia protectores,
y el de los buenos escaladores ,
le hizo la lucha y pudo,
con su amor al estilo rudo,
mirar, besar, fajar, y todo lo demás.
(coro)x2
Y toda la noche cojian, el y ella cojian ,
y el se escapaba antes del sol del siguiente día,
(aja) Una noche cojiendo en el cuarto,
se prendieron de mas, y le dieron tanto,
la madre de ella se acercaba,
por q los gemidos se escuchaban,
y q le abre la puerta ala niña,
y ella estaba patas parriba,
y le mira las nalgas (ay cabron)
y en el culo asta el pito se le bajo,
y la mama con los ojos pelones,
y el wey no encontraba los pantalones,
q bochorno neta q era pena ajena,
y lo peor es como redola nena,
mientras el se escapaba por la ventana,
ella emitía cantaba solo y mama,
le dijo, hija ijole q te pasa
pero mañana te me largas de la casa,
pero el día siguiente llego,
y la muchacha no se marcho,
y la jefita no se peino,
pero una barda si levano,
ya no se vieron ahí terminaron,
pero seguro nunca olvidaron,
como cojieron y los cacharon,
y q un rapero lo contara nunca imaginaron,
(coro)x7
Y toda la noche cojian, el y ella cojian ,
y el se escapaba antes del sol del siguiente día,
The Sad Story of the Fuckers
(aha) It's a kinda crazy love story,
that tells how a dude and his girl,
couldn't live happily because this guy did coke, (they say)
he was crazy and always was,
she bought margarita or frances,
for lunch and always went at six, (six)
there he always waited for her, (aha)
she didn't care about his vice, (no)
nor that he didn't have a job, (no)
but her mom noticed the stretch marks,
of her coke-using boyfriend,
and they closed the black door,
they bolted it with three padlocks,
and the girl wasn't sent
neither for bread, nor for errands,
but they didn't count on
the window facing north,
had no protectors,
and the good climbers',
he fought and could,
with his tough love style,
look, kiss, grope, and everything else.
(chorus)x2
And all night they fucked, he and she fucked,
and he escaped before the sun of the next day,
(aha) One night fucking in the room,
they got carried away, and gave it so much,
her mother was approaching,
because the moans were heard,
and she opens the door to the girl,
and she was upside down,
and she looks at her ass (oh damn),
and in the ass even his dick went down,
and the mom with wide eyes,
and the guy couldn't find his pants,
what a shame, it was really embarrassing,
and the worst part is how the girl reacted,
while he escaped through the window,
she moaned and sang alone and mom,
said, daughter what's wrong with you
but tomorrow you leave my house,
but the next day came,
and the girl didn't leave,
and the mom didn't comb her hair,
but a wall was raised,
they were not seen there, they ended,
but surely they never forgot,
how they fucked and got caught,
and that a rapper would tell it they never imagined,
(chorus)x7
And all night they fucked, he and she fucked,
and he escaped before the sun of the next day,