Min Dag
Det var vel en tirsdag morra æ satt der å kikka på regningsbunken.
Den var en og en halv meter høy; kan ikke se å ha mottatt,
kan ikke se å ha mottatt, kan ikke se å ha mottatt,
kan ikke se å ha mottatt, kan ikke se å ha mottatt
i fra bank og kemner og alt slags svineri.
Da nederst i herre bunken lå det et vakkert lite
brev i fra Lotto på Hamar, der det stod at dem hadd overført
til kontoen min 5,2 million krona.
Æ tenkt at det herre mått feires,
og sprang ned og kjøpt ei heil kasse øl.
Æ vakla mæ frem i mot kassa der hørt æ ei fanfare
og et jævla høgt brøl.
Der stod hu Rølien Saue og Hallvard Flatland og hele Oslo Gospelkor.
Dæm hylta og bar sæ og kyssa og klemmt mæ,
æ var kunde nummer ti million.
% Det er min dag i dag
Herre Gud for en hærlig dag
Det er min dag, min dag i dag. % x 2
Og Tause Birgitte ho stod litt i bakgrunn men endelig duva ho frem
Ho ga mæ en billett heilt te Bahamas og tilbakers igjen.
Æ vakla mæ hjemover og åpna en pilsner
og så at biletten var utstedt for to.
Der stod det med nydlige Birgittes håndskrift:
Vi møtes på flyet klokka to.
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Herre Gud for en hærlig dag
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En kveld der i baren på vakre Bahamas,
kom det nydligste Gud måtta ha gjort
Det va Cindy Crawford ho kom rett i mot mæ
og kyssa mæ så æ vart heilt bort
hu viska så no'n ord i mitt øre
I've been watching you baby, let's get married tonight
Æ kikka fortvila på tause Birgitte men ho nikka, allright, allright.
% Det er min dag i dag
Herre Gud for en hærlig dag
Det er min dag, min dag i dag. % x 2
No va gode råd dyre, vi villa bli gift ,men en prest va ittj enkelt å finn
da hørt vi no bannskap det singla i glass
og Bjørn Eidsvåg kom ramlan inn(hallelujah)
Og æ svara ja og Cindy sa yes og snart lå vi der godt begge to.
Æ forteld ho om Aamot og Ulvang og Sputnik
og ho sa Norge e landet mitt no.
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Herre Gud for en hærlig dag
Det er min dag, min dag i dag. % x 2
My Day
It was probably a Tuesday morning, I was sitting there looking at the pile of bills.
It was a meter and a half high; can’t see that I’ve received,
can’t see that I’ve received, can’t see that I’ve received,
can’t see that I’ve received, can’t see that I’ve received
from the bank and the tax man and all kinds of crap.
Then at the bottom of the damn pile was a beautiful little
letter from the Lotto in Hamar, saying they’d transferred
5.2 million crowns to my account.
I thought this has to be celebrated,
and I ran down and bought a whole case of beer.
I stumbled up to the counter when I heard a fanfare
and a loud-ass roar.
There stood Rølien Saue and Hallvard Flatland and the whole Oslo Gospel Choir.
They cheered and hugged and kissed me,
I was customer number ten million.
% It’s my day today
Oh my God, what a glorious day
It’s my day, my day today. % x 2
And Quiet Birgitte was standing a bit in the background but finally she stepped forward.
She gave me a ticket all the way to the Bahamas and back again.
I stumbled home and opened a beer
and saw that the ticket was issued for two.
It was written in lovely Birgitte’s handwriting:
We’ll meet on the plane at two o’clock.
% It’s my day today
Oh my God, what a glorious day
It’s my day, my day today. % x 2
One night at the bar in beautiful Bahamas,
the most gorgeous thing God must have made came
It was Cindy Crawford, she came right up to me
and kissed me so I was completely gone.
She whispered some words in my ear,
I've been watching you baby, let's get married tonight.
I looked desperately at Quiet Birgitte but she nodded, alright, alright.
% It’s my day today
Oh my God, what a glorious day
It’s my day, my day today. % x 2
Now good advice was expensive, we wanted to get married, but a priest wasn’t easy to find.
Then we heard some cursing, the glasses were clinking
and Bjørn Eidsvåg came crashing in (hallelujah).
And I said yes and Cindy said yes and soon we were both lying there happy.
I told her about Aamot and Ulvang and Sputnik
and she said Norway is my country now.
% It’s my day today
Oh my God, what a glorious day
It’s my day, my day today. % x 2