La Cosita
"Ay, mire usted lo que le viene a pasar
A este hombre, por Dios, la verdad que no
Lo puedo creer, no lo puedo creer,
No lo puedo creer"
Le cortaron "la cosa" (¡Ay!)
Le cortaron "la cosita"
Ya no puede mujeriar
Ya no puede parrandiar
Ya no puede echar un pie
Ya no puede ni bailar
Ay, hombre
Le cortaron "la cosa" (¡Ay!)
Le cortaron "la cosita"
Lo dejaron sin su "cosa"
Fue a parar a un basural
Ya no puede parrandiar
Y se esta poniendo mal
Ay, pobre
Le cortaron "la cosa"
Le cortaron "la cosita"
Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay
Le cortaron "la cosa"
Le cortaron "la cosita" (¡Ay!)
El hombre llego borracho
Se quedo dormido en cama
Y se desperto llorando
La "cosita" le faltaba
Que problema las mujeres
Cuando se ponen celosas
"Antes de cortarla piense
Porque despues se arrepiente"
Le cortaron "la cosa" (¡Ay!)
Le cortaron "la cosita"
"Cuidado con la cosa"
The Little Thing
"Oh, look at what's happening to this man
To this man, my God, I really can't
Believe it, I can't believe it,
I can't believe it"
They cut off "the thing" (Oh!)
They cut off "the little thing"
He can't flirt anymore
He can't party anymore
He can't even take a step
He can't even dance
Oh, man
They cut off "the thing" (Oh!)
They cut off "the little thing"
They left him without his "thing"
He ended up in a dump
He can't party anymore
And he's getting worse
Oh, poor man
They cut off "the thing"
They cut off "the little thing"
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
They cut off "the thing"
They cut off "the little thing" (Oh!)
The man came home drunk
He fell asleep in bed
And woke up crying
His "little thing" was missing
What a problem women are
When they get jealous
"Before cutting it off, think
Because later you'll regret it"
They cut off "the thing" (Oh!)
They cut off "the little thing"
"Beware of the thing"