Christma-Hannu-Kwanzaa-Ka
Hey girl, crossdresser for Christ here
I know you love this time of year as much as I do
So let's be multicultural together
And learn everything from Wikipedia about the Holiday Season
Christmas time, Christmas time, yeah it's here again
Santa's laugh, make it clap, all you naughty men
Lump of coal, in your soul, chase it down with gin
Best time of the year
Hannukah, Hannukah, are you cool with that?
Yamaka, yamaka, it's a little hat
Blehblehblah, blehblehblah, it's Yiddish look it up
The best time of the year
And then there's Kwanzaa
Now I don't know what it means either
But it's the corniest of all the holidays because they have corn
And that's pretty much all I got from Wikipedia
Hey, it's another day all for what though?
Come on!
Christma-Hannu-Kwanzaa-Ka
Everybody come on-sika
Something for everyone-sika
Christma-Hannu-Kwanzaa-Ka
Extravaganza
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Kinara, Minora
Come on light 'em up
Africans, Kosher Jews, white people Christmas
Don't forget, don't forget, Winter Solstice
Oh we're not doing that
Merry Christmas, Shabai Shalom
I drive a Manachevi
Live long and prosper
Peace be with you
And also, with Jews
Christma-Hannu-Kwanzaa-Ka
Everybody come on-sika
Something for everyone-sika
Christma-Hannu-Kwanzaa-Ka
Extravaganza
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Now we come to the bridge, my favourite part of any song
This is a brige over troubled water
And I'm the troll beneath that bridge, so pay the toll
And have a happy, and holiday, bitch
Christma-Hannu-Kwanzaa-Ka
Everybody come on-sika
Something for everyone-sika
Christma-Hannu-Kwanzaa-Ka
Extravaganza
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Christma-Hannu-Kwanzaa-Ka
Hey chica, travesti por Cristo aquí
Sé que te encanta esta época del año tanto como a mí
Así que seamos multiculturales juntos
Y aprendamos todo de Wikipedia sobre la Temporada de Fiestas
Tiempo de Navidad, tiempo de Navidad, sí, está aquí de nuevo
La risa de Santa, haz que aplauda, todos ustedes hombres traviesos
Trozo de carbón, en tu alma, bájalo con ginebra
Mejor época del año
Janucá, Janucá, ¿estás bien con eso?
Kipá, kipá, es un pequeño sombrero
Blehblehblah, blehblehblah, es yidis, búscalo
La mejor época del año
Y luego está Kwanzaa
Ahora no sé qué significa tampoco
Pero es la más cursi de todas las fiestas porque tienen maíz
Y eso es prácticamente todo lo que obtuve de Wikipedia
¡Hey, es otro día para qué, sin embargo?
¡Vamos!
Christma-Hannu-Kwanzaa-Ka
Todos vengan-sika
Algo para todos-sika
Christma-Hannu-Kwanzaa-Ka
Extravaganza
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Kinara, Menorá
Vamos, enciéndelos
Africanos, Judíos Kosher, Navidad de gente blanca
No olvides, no olvides, Solsticio de Invierno
Oh, no estamos haciendo eso
Feliz Navidad, Shabai Shalom
Conduzco un Manachevi
Vive largo y próspero
La paz esté contigo
Y también, con los judíos
Christma-Hannu-Kwanzaa-Ka
Todos vengan-sika
Algo para todos-sika
Christma-Hannu-Kwanzaa-Ka
Extravaganza
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Ahora llegamos al puente, mi parte favorita de cualquier canción
Este es un puente sobre aguas turbulentas
Y soy el troll debajo de ese puente, así que paga el peaje
Y ten unas felices, y festivas, perra
Christma-Hannu-Kwanzaa-Ka
Todos vengan-sika
Algo para todos-sika
Christma-Hannu-Kwanzaa-Ka
Extravaganza
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