Pears For Lunch
Ate eight bananas and I thought about a jog
Legged it around the gaff and took my top off
I look crap with my top off
Spend my time watching top gear with my trousers down
Covered in sudocrem and talking to myself
Garlic curry cheese chips
Digestive fingernails are sogging from your mug
Looks like an art attack when tilted from a shelf
I don't know what she wants
Wish I was a wife
I said this and I said that
And I said this I said this
I can't eat your pears for lunch
I can't eat your pears for lunch
I can't eat your pears for lunch
Nice to meet you but if I said this and I said that I said this I said that
Ate eight bananas and I thought about a jog
Legged it around the gaff and took my top off
I look crap with my top off
Snorted a wasp and told them to eff off
Oh wowowowowo
Snorted a wasp and told them to eff off
Oh wowowowowo
Peras Para Almuerzo
Comí ocho plátanos y pensé en salir a correr
Corrí por la casa y me quité la camiseta
Me veo mal sin camiseta
Paso mi tiempo viendo Top Gear con los pantalones abajo
Cubierto de crema para rozaduras y hablando solo
Ajo curry papas con queso
Mis uñas digestivas están empapadas en tu taza
Parece un ataque de arte cuando se cae de un estante
No sé lo que ella quiere
Ojalá fuera una esposa
Dije esto y dije aquello
Y dije esto, dije esto
No puedo comer tus peras para almuerzo
No puedo comer tus peras para almuerzo
No puedo comer tus peras para almuerzo
Gusto en conocerte, pero si dije esto y dije aquello, dije esto, dije aquello
Comí ocho plátanos y pensé en salir a correr
Corrí por la casa y me quité la camiseta
Me veo mal sin camiseta
Inhalé una avispa y les dije que se fueran a la mierda
Oh wowowowowo
Inhalé una avispa y les dije que se fueran a la mierda
Oh wowowowowo