It's Illegal, It's Immoral, It's Unhealthy, But It's Fun
Don't put that weed in your mouth, boy
Take that sweet young thing off your lap
If you survive this antisocial behaviour
You're going to have to face a long-term prison rap
It's illegal
It's immoral
It's unhealthy
But it's fun
It's illegal
It's immoral
It's unhealthy
But it's fun
Don't put your foot down too far now
And don't this way you want not to mess
Either your health or society's protector
Is going to catch up with you one day, boy
It's illegal
It's immoral
It's unhealthy
But it's fun
(repeat fifteen times)
Es ilegal, es inmoral, es insalubre, pero es divertido
No pongas esa hierba en tu boca, chico
Quita a esa dulce jovencita de tu regazo
Si sobrevives a este comportamiento antisocial
Vas a tener que enfrentar una larga condena en prisión
Es ilegal
Es inmoral
Es insalubre
Pero es divertido
Es ilegal
Es inmoral
Es insalubre
Pero es divertido
No pongas tu pie demasiado lejos ahora
Y no hagas de esta manera que no quieres meter la pata
Ya sea tu salud o el protector de la sociedad
Te alcanzará un día, chico
Es ilegal
Es inmoral
Es insalubre
Pero es divertido
(repetir quince veces)