Marriage Chant
marriage is impossible marriage is dull
your dance card is empty your plate is too full
it's something no sensible person would do
i wish i was married i wish I was married
i wish i was married to you
marriage is unnatural marriage is hard
you rotate your tires you work in the yard
you fight about nothing every hour or two
i wish i was married i wish i was married
i wish i was married to you
the children throw fits in airports & such
they projectile vomit on aunt ruthie at lunch
& your in-laws know just what you should do
but i wish i was married i wish i was married
i wish i was married to you
i'd like to fix you my special broth when you're sick
i'd like to fight with you when you're bein' real thick
there is no end to what i would like to do
i wish i was married i wish i was married
i wish i was married to you
i like the roll in rock & roll
& all i know is you're the sister of my soul
& we make a circle just we two
& i wish i was married i wish i was married
i wish i was married to you
the sky unpredictable mysterious the sea
do we wish most for what never can be
it never can be i guess that's true
but i wish i was married i wish i was married
i wish i was uh huh huh to you
the grass is always greener is what they say to me
if I was your husband maybe I'd agree
i like brown grass & vows that stay true
& i wish i was married i wish i was married
i wish i was married to you to you to you mmhmm to you
Canto Matrimonial
el matrimonio es imposible el matrimonio es aburrido
tu tarjeta de baile está vacía tu plato está demasiado lleno
es algo que ninguna persona sensata haría
quisiera estar casado quisiera estar casado
quisiera estar casado contigo
el matrimonio es antinatural el matrimonio es difícil
cambias tus neumáticos trabajas en el jardín
discuten por nada cada hora o dos
quisiera estar casado quisiera estar casado
quisiera estar casado contigo
los niños hacen berrinches en aeropuertos y demás
vomitan proyectilmente sobre la tía Ruth en el almuerzo
y tus suegros saben exactamente qué deberías hacer
pero quisiera estar casado quisiera estar casado
quisiera estar casado contigo
me gustaría prepararte mi caldo especial cuando estás enfermo
me gustaría pelear contigo cuando estás siendo terco
no hay fin a lo que me gustaría hacer
quisiera estar casado quisiera estar casado
quisiera estar casado contigo
me gusta el rollo en el rock & roll
y todo lo que sé es que eres la hermana de mi alma
y formamos un círculo solo nosotros dos
y quisiera estar casado quisiera estar casado
quisiera estar casado contigo
el cielo impredecible misterioso el mar
deseamos más por lo que nunca puede ser
nunca puede ser supongo que es verdad
pero quisiera estar casado quisiera estar casado
quisiera estar casado contigo
dicen que el pasto siempre es más verde
si fuera tu esposo tal vez estaría de acuerdo
me gustan los pastos marrones y los votos que se mantienen fieles
y quisiera estar casado quisiera estar casado
quisiera estar casado contigo contigo contigo mmm contigo