La hummer de culiacan
Es una hummer del año,
Que salio de Culiacán,
Traía un clavo en los ejes,
Que no pudieron hallar,
En un esculque de guachos
Y en un reten federal.
Ay venían dos plebones,
Oriundos de esa ciudad,
Usando la inteligencia,
Para poder despistar,
Un compa venia adelante,
Checando su celular.
Ay en nogales sonora,
Al llegar a inmigración,
Los muchachos se miraban,
Con mucha satisfacción,
Le dijeron a un texano,
Vamos con rumbo a tucson.
Cuando pasaron tucson,
Soltaron la carcajada,
Se pusieron un perico,
De esa famosa lavada,
El destino de la carga,
Eran las vegas nevada.
Llegaron a su destino,
Sin contratiempo de nada,
Por una border patrol,
La hummer iba escoltada,
No pregunten que paso,
Porque ya no supe nada.
Nomas se que la miraron,
También regreso cargada,
Llevando cuernos de chivo,
Y algunas cuantas granadas,
La vieron haya en las quintas,
En una calle parqueada
The Hummer from Culiacan
It's a Hummer from the year,
That came out of Culiacán,
Had a nail in the axles,
That they couldn't find,
In a search by the cops
And at a federal checkpoint.
Here came two big shots,
Natives of that city,
Using their smarts,
To throw them off track,
One buddy was up front,
Checking his phone.
Here in Nogales, Sonora,
Upon reaching immigration,
The boys looked at each other,
With much satisfaction,
They told a Texan,
Let's head to Tucson.
When they passed Tucson,
They burst out laughing,
They did a line of coke,
From that famous stash,
The destination of the cargo,
Was snowy Las Vegas.
They arrived at their destination,
Without any hitches,
By a border patrol,
The Hummer was escorted,
Don't ask what happened,
Because I didn't hear a thing.
All I know is they saw it,
Also came back loaded,
Carrying AK-47s,
And a few grenades,
They saw it over in the suburbs,
Parked on a street.