La Biselada
Esa que viene cruzando la calle
Le pusieron tetas
Esa que viene cruzando la calle
Le cambiaron todo
Le pararon la nariz y el rabo
Le cortaron los gordos de lado
Le dieron cepillo por la espalda
Le pusieron piernas pa que salga
El ombligo otra vez en el centro
Pa que en la playa sea el epicentro
Le cuadraron el mentón y el ojo
Algo paso que no se nota el ojo
Y los dientes mirando de frente
No tiene frenos ya se ve decente
Le estiraron la piel en el cuello
Pa que los años sigan siendo bellos
Un dije en la lengua para que se pinche
Y el tatuaje dice el bochinche
Por eso es que ahora dicen que no hay mujer fea
Siempre que halla cuchilla la plata sale de donde sea
Como pasan los tiempos de la jicotea
Que la suerte de la fea hoy la bonita no la desea
Y cortan y quitan y quitan y ponen
Suturan aquí, vuelven y pegan por allá
Y quitan y ponen y ponen y quitan
Remiendan por aquí, más tarde cosen por allá
The Plastic Surgery
That one coming across the street
They gave her boobs
That one coming across the street
They changed everything about her
They lifted her nose and tail
They cut the love handles on the side
They brushed her back
They gave her legs so she can show off
The belly button back in the center
So she can be the center of attention at the beach
They squared her chin and eye
Something happened that the eye is not noticeable
And the teeth looking straight ahead
She has no brakes, she looks decent
They stretched the skin on her neck
So the years keep being beautiful
A charm on her tongue to gossip
And the tattoo says the commotion
That's why they now say there are no ugly women
As long as there's a scalpel, money comes from wherever
How time passes like a turtle
That the ugly one's luck today the pretty one doesn't wish for
And they cut and remove and remove and put
They suture here, then they stick over there
And they put and remove and remove and put
They patch up here, later they sew over there
Escrita por: Jairo Varela