Un Día Con Carlitos
Un día con carlitos fui para san juan
Estábamos bellacos, queríamos chingar
De momento yo vi dos tremendas gatas
Fuimos donde ellas a tirarle la labia
Por supuesto ellas cayeron
Con nosotros ellas se fueron
Y rápidamente llegamos al apartamento
Desespera'o estaba yo
Le baje el pantalón
Le pregunto su nombre y me dice "ramón."
Oh, shit
La noche se jodio
Por estar bellaco mira lo que me paso
"oye, mira georgie, pero tu no hiciste na'?"
Esperate, carlitos, déjame terminar
Del carro lo amarre
Pa' villa lo lleve
El no se imaginaba lo que yo le iba hacer
Del carro lo solté
Corriendo el se fue
Saque mi .9mm y pa'l de tiros le pegue
Aquí mi historia pudo terminar
Pero carlitos, no te esquives
Que tu no has dicho na'
Oye, mira, georgie
Lo que te voy a contar
Lo que me paso a mi es mas o menos igual
No era macho, era hermafrodita
Tenía un bicho cabron y una tremenda crica
Rápidamente no sabia que hacer
Fui pa' la cocina y un cuchillo yo busque
Rápidamente la matraca, mira, se la corte
Después de dos hermanos, mira, yo lo tire
A Day with Carlitos
One day with Carlitos, I went to San Juan
We were feeling wild, wanted to get laid
Suddenly I saw two hot girls
We went up to them, trying to charm them
Of course, they fell for it
They left with us
And we quickly got to the apartment
I was feeling desperate
I pulled down my pants
I asked her name, and she said, "Ramón."
Oh, shit
The night went to hell
For being so reckless, look what happened to me
"Hey, look, Georgie, didn’t you do anything?"
Hold on, Carlitos, let me finish
I tied him up in the car
Took him to Villa
He had no idea what I was about to do
I let him go from the car
He ran away
I pulled out my .9mm and shot at him
Here my story could have ended
But Carlitos, don’t dodge
'Cause you haven’t said a thing
Hey, look, Georgie
What I’m about to tell you
What happened to me is pretty much the same
It wasn’t a guy, it was a hermaphrodite
Had a crazy dick and a huge clit
I quickly didn’t know what to do
I went to the kitchen and grabbed a knife
Quickly, I cut off the thing, look, I tossed it away
After two brothers, look, I threw it out.