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Roast Yourself Challenge

Harold & Benny

Roast Yourself Challenge

Muertos
Lo muerto 'e YouTube, muerto 'e YouTube
Muertos, muertos
Lo muerto 'e YouTube, muerto 'e YouTube
HB who?, HB who?
Prejo, prejo
Prrr, prrr
Revivieron los muertos

[Benny Emmanuel]
Los siguen millones, par de huevones
El chango tiró los tacones
Y en Twitter nomás de hocicones
En la calle gritan suban vídeo
Los demás youtubers están culeros
Don't believe me just watch nigga
Dos millones a lo pendejo
Sopa de fideo

Pararara, pararara
Ya suban vídeo
No pasará, no pasará
No suben na', no suben na'
Piches morros traga mecos
En YouTube están bien muertos
Aparte de nacos, feos
De nacos, feos

[Harold Azuara]
Muertos como Jackson
Nadie nos ve y ya se nos sube
Ya no nos quieren aquí en YouTube
H & B bájense de su nube
HB ya no son chidos como Lisa
Neta matense, avientense a un pozo
Neta wey sus chistes ni dan risa
Dan penita ajena wey que perro oso

Pinches vatos bien erizos
Ya se les acabó el chupe
Pinches vatos televisos
Ya los vi en la rosa de Guadalupe

Benny no mamar, pinche chambelán
No me tocó nalguear a las de AcaShore
Te odio, no se te olvide quién es el patrón
El canal sin mí, usted lo jodió

Muertos
Lo muerto 'e YouTube, muerto 'e YouTube
Muertos, muertos
Lo muerto 'e YouTube, muerto 'e YouTube
HB who?, HB who?
Prejo, prejo
Prrr, prrr
Revivieron los muertos

[Harold Azuara]
Filtraron mi pack y la tengo como como Tupac
Me la pela tu papá, eso me dijo tu mamá
Sin mí Benny no puede hacer vídeos
Porque Harold es el bueno
En el título Benny es el último
Harold se escribe primero

Yo soy silvestre, tú eres Piolín
Harold y Benny, Harold y Benny
No te piden que salgas por el pan
Benny tu eres el fuckbuddy del Kenny
A ver, ven y mama bicho
¿Tienes muchos huevos o no, mierda?
Yo voy adelante y pues como dice el dicho
Adelante de los huevos siempre va don verga

[Benny Emmanuel]
De actorcito barato a rapero
Azuara no sabes qué hacer
Ya no tienes plata para comer
Y Hammilton Bakerr suena muy gay
La ley del más verga dicen por aquí
Quesque en caballero se va a convertir
Subes a YouTube pura mierda sin mí
Piénsenlo bien, piénsenlo bien
El Harold ya quedó re wey
Nomás por fumar everyday
Y eso me dijo su jefa también

Harold, eres bien putito
Le robaste los tacones al conejo
No te ve ni tu hermanito
Harold & Harold no es Harold & Benny pendejo

Jaja
Suscríbanse
Denle Like
Comenten
Regresamos (skrr)

(Harold Azuara)
Harold y Benny
Regresaron tus pendejos favoritos del YouTube
A romperla como siempre, cabrón

(Roast yourself)

Roast Yourself Challenge

Dead
The dead of YouTube, dead of YouTube
Dead, dead
The dead of YouTube, dead of YouTube
HB who?, HB who?
Prejo, prejo
Prrr, prrr
The dead have come back

[Benny Emmanuel]
Millions follow them, a couple of lazy asses
The monkey threw the heels
And on Twitter, just big mouths
On the street they shout 'upload a video'
The other YouTubers are trash
Don't believe me just watch, dude
Two million just for the hell of it
Noodle soup

Stop, stop
Upload a video already
It won't happen, it won't happen
They don't upload anything, they don't upload anything
Damn kids swallowing cum
They're dead on YouTube
Besides being tacky, ugly
Tacky, ugly

[Harold Azuara]
Dead like Jackson
No one watches us and we get cocky
They don't want us here on YouTube anymore
H & B get off your high horse
HB are not as cool as Lisa anymore
Seriously, kill yourselves, throw yourselves in a pit
Seriously dude, your jokes aren't even funny
It's cringeworthy, dude, what a shame

Damn prickly dudes
The party's over for you
Damn TV guys
I saw you on 'La Rosa de Guadalupe'

Benny, don't be a dumbass, damn chamberlain
I didn't get to spank the AcaShore girls
I hate you, don't forget who's the boss
The channel without me, you screwed it up

Dead
The dead of YouTube, dead of YouTube
Dead, dead
The dead of YouTube, dead of YouTube
HB who?, HB who?
Prejo, prejo
Prrr, prrr
The dead have come back

[Harold Azuara]
They leaked my nudes and I have them like Tupac
I don't give a shit about your dad, that's what your mom said
Without me, Benny can't make videos
Because Harold is the good one
In the title, Benny is the last one
Harold is written first

I'm wild, you're Tweety Bird
Harold and Benny, Harold and Benny
They don't ask you to go out for bread
Benny, you're Kenny's fuckbuddy
Come on, come and suck dick
Do you have balls or not, shit?
I go first and as the saying goes
In front of the balls, there's always Mr. Dick

[Benny Emmanuel]
From cheap actor to rapper
Azuara, you don't know what to do
You don't even have money to eat
And Hammilton Bakerr sounds too gay
They say the law of the biggest dick around here
Supposedly, he's going to become a gentleman
You upload pure shit to YouTube without me
Think about it, think about it
Harold is so lame now
Just for smoking everyday
And that's what his mom said too

Harold, you're a little bitch
You stole the rabbit's heels
Not even your little brother sees you
Harold & Harold is not Harold & Benny, dumbass

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We're back (skrr)

(Harold Azuara)
Harold and Benny
Your favorite dumbasses from YouTube are back
To kill it as always, asshole

(Roast yourself)

Escrita por: Benny Emmanuel / Harold Azuara / JUXx