Torpedo
She said you're a living legend I said thank you kindly ma'am
She said don't be so mug I don't mean good
I said I beg your pardon I just don't understand
She said that's all right I never thought you would
Oh she was a torpedo she got me in the engine
I never saw the bomb she threw at me
Oh she was a torpedo and when she exploded
I closed my eyes and sank beneath the sea
[ steel ]
She said I'd like to know you better I said honey here I am
She said don't move so fast I'm kind of shy
I said I beg you pardon she said I'm not that kind of girl
She took her beer and hit me in the eye
Oh she was a torpedo and I was her tanker
I knew right then she should be left alone
Oh she was a torpedo and I was her target
I closed my eyes and sank beneath the foam
[ guitar - steel ]
She said she'd never leave me and she'd treat me like a king
I told her that I'd love her all my life
She took me to the cleaners then she drove me up the wall
She borrowed my last dime and called my wife
Oh she was a torpedo and I was a tanker
I never should have met her in that bar
She was a torpedo and when she was loaded
She wrecked my life and then she wrecked my car
Oh she was a torpedo she got me in the engine
I never saw the bomb she threw at me
Oh she was a torpedo and when she exploded
I closed my eyes and sank beneath the sea
Torpedo
Ella dijo que eres una leyenda viviente, le dije gracias amable señora
Ella dijo no seas tan tonto, no me refiero a bueno
Le dije disculpe, simplemente no entiendo
Ella dijo está bien, nunca pensé que lo harías
Oh, ella era un torpedo, me alcanzó en el motor
Nunca vi la bomba que me lanzó
Oh, ella era un torpedo y cuando explotó
Cerré los ojos y me hundí bajo el mar
[ steel ]
Ella dijo me gustaría conocerte mejor, le dije cariño aquí estoy
Ella dijo no te muevas tan rápido, soy un poco tímida
Le dije disculpe, ella dijo no soy ese tipo de chica
Tomó su cerveza y me golpeó en el ojo
Oh, ella era un torpedo y yo era su tanque
En ese momento supe que debía dejarla sola
Oh, ella era un torpedo y yo era su objetivo
Cerré los ojos y me hundí bajo la espuma
[ guitar - steel ]
Ella dijo que nunca me dejaría y me trataría como a un rey
Le dije que la amaría toda mi vida
Me llevó a la quiebra y luego me volvió loco
Tomó prestado mi último centavo y llamó a mi esposa
Oh, ella era un torpedo y yo era un tanque
Nunca debí haberla conocido en ese bar
Ella era un torpedo y cuando estaba cargada
Arruinó mi vida y luego destrozó mi auto
Oh, ella era un torpedo, me alcanzó en el motor
Nunca vi la bomba que me lanzó
Oh, ella era un torpedo y cuando explotó
Cerré los ojos y me hundí bajo el mar