If I Was With A Woman
If I was with a woman she'd wonder what was happening
Little things would slowly go askew
If I was with a woman I'd make her quite unhappy
Specially when she did not want me to
If I was with a woman I'd make believe I loved her
When all the time I would not like her much
If I was with a woman she'd soon become unsettled
I'd show her but I would not let her touch
Look at them laughing
Look at them laughing
Look at them laughing
Laughing, laughing
If I was with a woman I'd never ask her questions
But if she did not want me to I would
If I was with a woman I'd offer my indifference
And make quite sure she never understood
If I was with a woman I'd threaten to unload her
Every time she asked me to explain
If I was with a woman she'd have to learn to cherish
The purity and depth of my disdain
Look at them laughing
Look at them laughing
Look at them laughing
Laughing, laughing
I've been with a woman, she took away my spirit
No woman's coming close to me again
I've been with a woman, she took away my spirit
No woman's coming close to me again
Look at them laughing
Look at them laughing
Look at them laughing
Laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing
Laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing...
Si Estuviera Con Una Mujer
Si estuviera con una mujer ella se preguntaría qué está pasando
Las pequeñas cosas se desviarían lentamente
Si estuviera con una mujer la haría bastante infeliz
Especialmente cuando ella no quisiera que estuviera
Si estuviera con una mujer haría como si la amara
Cuando en realidad no me gustaría mucho
Si estuviera con una mujer pronto se sentiría inquieta
Le mostraría pero no la dejaría tocar
Míralos riendo
Míralos riendo
Míralos riendo
Riendo, riendo
Si estuviera con una mujer nunca le haría preguntas
Pero si ella no quisiera que lo hiciera, lo haría
Si estuviera con una mujer ofrecería mi indiferencia
Y me aseguraría de que nunca entendiera
Si estuviera con una mujer amenazaría con dejarla
Cada vez que me pidiera que explicara
Si estuviera con una mujer tendría que aprender a apreciar
La pureza y profundidad de mi desdén
Míralos riendo
Míralos riendo
Míralos riendo
Riendo, riendo
He estado con una mujer, ella se llevó mi espíritu
Ninguna mujer se acercará a mí de nuevo
He estado con una mujer, ella se llevó mi espíritu
Ninguna mujer se acercará a mí de nuevo
Míralos riendo
Míralos riendo
Míralos riendo
Riendo, riendo, riendo, riendo, riendo
Riendo, riendo, riendo, riendo, riendo...