Our Favorite Fugitive
[DJ Crash Crash]
Hello, this is DJ Crash Crash and you are on the air here at WDRD, we are here once again talking about our favorite fugitive, Cindi Mayweather, Electric Lady number one. Caller, you are on the air.
[Caller #1]
Hello my name is [?] and I live in Neon Valley, I just wanna say I'm disappointed.
[DJ Crash Crash]
You're disappointed.
[Caller #1]
Disgusted actually.
[DJ Crash Crash]
Really.
[Caller #1]
Yeah, this whole thing.
[DJ Crash Crash]
Really.
[Caller #1]
I mean, they should just do whatever they do to people like that.
[DJ Crash Crash]
People like that, what does that mean?
[Caller #1]
I mean she's not even approached them. She's a droid.
[?]
[DJ Crash Crash]
She's not a person. Well, you're right, she's not a person, she is a droid. She is an android Alpha Platinum 9000, and she is jammin'.
Next caller, you are on the air.
[Caller #2]
[?] I wanna say, power up. Power up.
[DJ Crash Crash]
Power up to you.
[Caller #2]
Ok, I'm a student at [?] University, ok, and my name is Josh. [?]. You know, if you guys, you're an android community so you believe that Cindi Mayweather is not just like the Electric Lady Number One and like the ArchAndroid then-
[DJ Crash Crash]
No, no, not on my show. Next caller, you're on the air.
[Caller #3]
Robot love is queer!
[DJ Crash Crash]
What?
[Caller #3]
Robot love is queer!
[DJ Crash Crash]
Queer? What? Oooooh! [?]
[Caller #3]
That's all.
[DJ Crash Crash]
Uh-uh, I see. What I wanna know is how you would know it's queer. If you haven't tried it. Ooooooh! Here we are on WDRD Metropolis 105.5 we're still alive. [?]
Nuestra Fugitiva Favorita
[DJ Crash Crash]
Hola, aquí DJ Crash Crash y estás en el aire en WDRD, una vez más hablando de nuestra fugitiva favorita, Cindi Mayweather, Electric Lady número uno. Oyente, estás en el aire.
[Oyente #1]
Hola, mi nombre es [?] y vivo en Neon Valley, solo quiero decir que estoy decepcionado.
[DJ Crash Crash]
Estás decepcionado.
[Oyente #1]
En realidad, asqueado.
[DJ Crash Crash]
En serio.
[Oyente #1]
Sí, todo este asunto.
[DJ Crash Crash]
En serio.
[Oyente #1]
Quiero decir, deberían hacer lo que sea con personas así.
[DJ Crash Crash]
Personas así, ¿qué significa eso?
[Oyente #1]
Quiero decir que ni siquiera se les acerca. Es un droide.
[?]
[DJ Crash Crash]
Ella no es una persona. Bueno, tienes razón, no es una persona, es un droide. Es un androide Alpha Platinum 9000, y está en onda.
Próximo oyente, estás en el aire.
[Oyente #2]
[?] Quiero decir, enciéndete. ¡Enciéndete!
[DJ Crash Crash]
Enciéndete tú.
[Oyente #2]
Ok, soy estudiante en la Universidad [?], ok, y mi nombre es Josh. [?]. Saben, si ustedes, son una comunidad androide así que creen que Cindi Mayweather no es solo como la Electric Lady Número Uno y como la ArchAndroid entonces-
[DJ Crash Crash]
No, no, no en mi programa. Próximo oyente, estás en el aire.
[Oyente #3]
¡El amor robot es raro!
[DJ Crash Crash]
¿Qué?
[Oyente #3]
¡El amor robot es raro!
[DJ Crash Crash]
¿Raro? ¿Qué? ¡Oooooh! [?]
[Oyente #3]
Eso es todo.
[DJ Crash Crash]
Uh-uh, entiendo. Lo que quiero saber es cómo sabrías que es raro. Si no lo has intentado. ¡Ooooooh! Aquí estamos en WDRD Metropolis 105.5 todavía estamos vivos. [?]