Hemorrhage Man
hemorrhage man
bleeds from the face
gets the red stuff
all over the place
he wipes it off
with his cape
causing the maid
to go shit ape
he flies high
over the trees
and picks his zits
as if they were fleas
he picks at the scabs
that cover his knees
while eating his favorite
moldy swiss cheese
he looks for evil
with a watchful eye
when he was in college
he joined theta chi
and how is it that
he stops his foes
with a great rush of blood
from out of his nose
Hombre Hemorrágico
hombre hemorrágico
sangra por la cara
obtiene la cosa roja
por todos lados
se limpia con su capa
haciendo que la criada
se vuelva loca
vuela alto
sobre los árboles
y se revienta los granos
como si fueran pulgas
se rasca las costras
que cubren sus rodillas
mientras come su favorito
queso suizo mohoso
busca el mal
con ojo vigilante
cuando estaba en la universidad
se unió a theta chi
¿y cómo es que
detiene a sus enemigos
con un gran chorro de sangre
de su nariz
Escrita por: J. Roberts