El Siete Vidas
Voy a contarles la historia
De un buen gato solterón
Que a seis de sus siete vidas
Ya les dieron chicharrón
Voy a contarles la historia
De un buen gato solterón
Que a seis de sus siete vidas
Ya les dieron chicharrón
La primera le quitaron
Cuando era chavalón
Pues al gato lo encontraron
Pervirtiendo a un buen ratón
Su segunda vida, el gato
La perdió con doña Elena
Pues ella tenía una gata
Y ahora tiene una docena
Su segunda vida, el gato
La perdió con doña Elena
Pues ella tenía una gata
Y ahora tiene una docena
La otra le quitó Juana
Por desgraciar a su gata enana
Y otra le quitó Dora
Por seducir a su gata de angora
Como el gato está bien miope
Confundió a una perra pinta
Y una horrible mordida
Le puso fin a su quinta
Como el gato está bien miope
Confundió a una perra pinta
Y una horrible mordida
Le puso fin a su quinta
Su sexta vida ha perdido
En un reventón masivo
Se le olvidó que hoy en día
Hay que usar preservativo
Su sexta vida ha perdido
En un reventón masivo
Se le olvidó que hoy en día
Hay que usar preservativo
Hoy el gato esta muy triste
Comentando con la Luna
Que le quedan muchas gatas
Pero vida, solo una
The Seven Lives
I'm going to tell you the story
From a good bachelor cat
That six of his seven lives
They already gave them pork rinds
I'm going to tell you the story
From a good bachelor cat
That six of his seven lives
They already gave them pork rinds
The first one was taken away
When I was a kid
Well, they found the cat
Perverting a good mouse
His second life, the cat
He lost it to Doña Elena
Well, she had a cat
And now he has a dozen
His second life, the cat
He lost it to Doña Elena
Well, she had a cat
And now he has a dozen
The other one was taken away by Juana
For upsetting his dwarf cat
And another one took Dora away from him
For seducing his Angora cat
Since the cat is very nearsighted
He mistook a spotted bitch
And a horrible bite
He put an end to his fifth
Since the cat is very nearsighted
He mistook a spotted bitch
And a horrible bite
He put an end to his fifth
His sixth life has been lost
In a massive blowout
He forgot that today
You must use a condom
His sixth life has been lost
In a massive blowout
He forgot that today
You must use a condom
Today the cat is very sad
Commenting with the Moon
That he has many cats left
But life, only one