Los Perros
Mi suegra me echó los perros la otra noche que llegaba
(Mi suegra me echó los perros la otra noche que llegaba)
Me confundió con mi suegro, no sé qué diablos pasaba
(Me confundió con mi suegro, no sé qué diablos pasaba)
Mi suegra me echó los perros y no se veía enojada
(Mi suegra me echó los perros y no se veía enojada)
Yo, tanto que quiero a su hija, si fue broma, ¡qué pesada!
(Yo, tanto que quiero a su hija, si fue broma, ¡qué pesada!)
Ahí me tienes, compadre (sí, sí, sí)
Defendiendo el pellejo (sí, sí)
Me pregunto, compadre (sí, sí, sí)
¿Odiará tanto al viejo?
Ahí me tienes, compadre (sí, sí, sí)
Defendiendo el pellejo (sí, sí)
Dime, dime, compadre (sí, sí, sí)
Si me parezco al viejo
Al arribo de mi novia, se salió por la tangente
(Al arribo de mi novia, se salió por la tangente)
Dijo andar mal de la vista y confundirme de repente
(Dijo andar mal de la vista y confundirme de repente)
Voy a sacarle a mi suegra cita con un oculista
(Voy a sacarle a mi suegra cita con un oculista)
Que le revise todito, principalmente la vista
(Que le revise todito, principalmente la vista)
Ahí me tienes, compadre (sí, sí, sí)
Con la vieja canija (sí, sí)
Y es que sabes, compadre (sí, sí, sí)
Cómo quiero yo a su hija (sí, sí)
Ahí me tienes, compadre (sí, sí, sí)
Con la vieja canija (sí, sí)
Y es que sabes, compadre (sí, sí, sí)
Cómo quiero yo a su hija
The In-Laws
My mother-in-law hit on me the other night when I showed up
(My mother-in-law hit on me the other night when I showed up)
She mistook me for my father-in-law, I don’t know what the hell was going on
(She mistook me for my father-in-law, I don’t know what the hell was going on)
My mother-in-law hit on me and she didn’t seem mad at all
(My mother-in-law hit on me and she didn’t seem mad at all)
I, who love her daughter so much, if it was a joke, what a pain!
(I, who love her daughter so much, if it was a joke, what a pain!)
There you have me, buddy (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Defending my skin (yeah, yeah)
I wonder, buddy (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Does she hate the old man that much?
There you have me, buddy (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Defending my skin (yeah, yeah)
Tell me, tell me, buddy (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Do I look like the old man?
When my girlfriend arrived, she changed the subject real quick
(When my girlfriend arrived, she changed the subject real quick)
She said she was having trouble seeing and mistook me in a blink
(She said she was having trouble seeing and mistook me in a blink)
I’m gonna get my mother-in-law an appointment with an eye doctor
(I’m gonna get my mother-in-law an appointment with an eye doctor)
To check her out completely, especially her sight
(To check her out completely, especially her sight)
There you have me, buddy (yeah, yeah, yeah)
With that old hag (yeah, yeah)
And you know, buddy (yeah, yeah, yeah)
How much I love her daughter (yeah, yeah)
There you have me, buddy (yeah, yeah, yeah)
With that old hag (yeah, yeah)
And you know, buddy (yeah, yeah, yeah)
How much I love her daughter