Ataque de Tos
Tendrías que haber visto el careto
Angelical de un servidor
El día de mi primera comunión
Disfrazado de contraalmirante
Y repeinado el pelo con fijador
No veas como era el cante
Que iba dando yo
Cuando el párroco se inclinó
Hacia mí temblé de emoción
Iba a llegar
A mis labios el dulce manjar
Pero no
Pude recibir el sacramento
Me lo impidió un violento
Ataque de tos
Dieciseis veranos después
Me vi de pingüino ante el altar otra vez
Decidido a casarme, por fin, con Mari Cruz
Al sonar la marcha nupcial
A mi pobre suegra le dio por llorar
Me hizo un guiño la novia
Bajo el velo de tul
" ¿Quieres -Dijo Fray Bernabé-
Por esposa a esta mujer? "
Raudo y feliz
Iba yo a responder que sí
Pero no
Pude consumar el casamiento
Me lo impidió un violento
Ataque de tos
Cuando la parentela que nunca me tragó
Supo que me moría
Alrededor del lecho de dolor
Velaron noche y día
Pero no soy tan tonto para no advertir
Que al calorcillo de la herencia
Se reconcilian Abel y Cain
Y el tajo pasa por Valencia
La bruja de mi nuera papa
Me dijo, le conviene testar
Póngase usted
Gafas, le traigo pluma y papel
Pero no
Conseguí firmar el testamento
Porque me mató un violento
Ataque de tos
Pero no
Pude recibir el sacramento
Me lo impidió un violento
Ataque de tos
Pero no
Pude consumar el casamiento
Me lo impidió un violento
Ataque de tos
Pero no
Conseguí firmar el testamento
Porque me mató un violento
Ataque de tos
Coughing attack
You should have seen the face
Angelic of a servant
The day of my first communion
Disguised as a rear admiral
And combed my hair with hairspray
Don't see what the singing was like
What was I giving?
When the priest bowed
Towards me I trembled with emotion
was going to arrive
To my lips the sweet delicacy
But not
I was able to receive the sacrament
I was prevented by a violent
Coughing attack
Sixteen summers later
I saw myself as a penguin before the altar again
Decided to finally marry Mari Cruz
When the wedding march plays
My poor mother-in-law started crying
The girlfriend winked at me
Under the tulle veil
"Do you want -said Friar Bernabé-
As a wife to this woman? "
Fast and happy
I was going to answer yes
But not
I was able to consummate the marriage
I was prevented by a violent
Coughing attack
When the family that never swallowed me
He knew I was dying
Around the bed of pain
They watched night and day
But I'm not so stupid not to notice
That in the warmth of inheritance
Abel and Cain reconcile
And the pit passes through Valencia
My daughter-in-law's witch dad
He told me, it is better for you to test
put yourself
Glasses, I bring you a pen and paper
But not
I managed to sign the will
Because a violent man killed me
Coughing attack
But not
I was able to receive the sacrament
I was prevented by a violent
Coughing attack
But not
I was able to consummate the marriage
A violent man stopped me
Coughing attack
But not
I managed to sign the will
Because a violent man killed me
Coughing attack