Fart I Pinnen
Vi lg p en ng, min lskade och ja, hon kldde av
sej naken, hon klr sig s ibland
Mngubben lyste allting va' s bra, i mina sm
kalsonger s gick ett gummiband
Frsta la' jag mej p sidan, sen la' jag mej p rygg,
sen la' jag mej p magen fr slippa alla mygg
Man hrde p avstnd att ngon hgg ved,
satan va' det klia satan va' det sved
Ja' har aldrig sett p maken, flugor dansade
p staken, vinden smekte ltt plsen
byxan kndes jttetrng
S lgg dej ner, ner, ner i byxan gamle vn,
hon r inte redo n
S kom ihg, ihg, ihg att jag bestmmer takten
ja' bestmmer vem
Min lskade smekte mig naken varm
Hon gjorde precis som hon lst i en bok,
sen blekna' hon hastigt miste sin charm,
nr byxan den gick snder blottade min snok
Nr gryningen kom, lg hon svettig blek
Hon dansa' i hela kroppen krama' min hand,
snoken ja' visat var ej lika fet
fr den hade blivit strben i ett gummiband
Fart in the Stick
We lay on a meadow, my beloved and I, she undressed
naked, she dresses like that sometimes
The old man shone, everything was so good, in my small
boxers, a rubber band snapped
First, I lay on my side, then I lay on my back,
then I lay on my stomach to avoid all the mosquitoes
You could hear from a distance someone chopping wood,
damn, it itched like hell, damn, it stung
I've never seen the likes, flies danced
on the pole, the wind gently caressed
the pants felt super tight
So lay down, down, down in the pants, old friend,
she's not ready yet
So remember, remember, remember that I set the pace
I decide who
My beloved caressed me warm and naked
She did just as she read in a book,
then she quickly faded and lost her charm,
when the pants ripped and exposed my snake
When dawn came, she lay sweaty and pale
She danced in her whole body and squeezed my hand,
the snake I showed was not as fat
for it had become stiff in a rubber band