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Freestyle @ Smackdown (24/07)

John Cena

Freestyle @ Smackdown (07/24)

[Interrupting Stephanie McMahon]
Yo yo yo yo yo yo
Hey, I'm sorry to interrupt you Steph
I had this dream about you last night
You had me standing at attention
I can't wait to see you catfight
[distracted by breasts - Stephanie corrects his gaze]
Oh, sorry, I lost my concentration
I was looking at your...targets?
And at Vengeance
hopefully I find out if the curtain match the carpet
No, I mean, I be glued to the boob tube
No, you gonna squash Sable completely
You're making each one of my five girlfriends jealous [hand]
each one of them wants to beat me [fist]
You and Sable fighting?
That's good for my health
Something about you
makes me keep in touch with my...self
Hey, hey, no that's okay, okay. Here's $20,
please rip Sable's top off
I got this fetish with nipples
I'll definitely get my rocks off
And Sable's just a ho
You're a Diva with class
Nobody's watching us, Steph
why don't you let me smack that ass.

Freestyle @ Smackdown (24/07)

[Interrumpiendo a Stephanie McMahon]
Yo yo yo yo yo yo
Hey, lamento interrumpirte Steph
Anoche tuve un sueño contigo
Me tenías en atención
No puedo esperar a verte pelear
[distracto por los senos - Stephanie corrige su mirada]
Oh, perdón, perdí mi concentración
Estaba mirando tus... blancos?
Y en Vengeance
espero descubrir si la cortina combina con la alfombra
No, quiero decir, estaré pegado a la televisión
No, vas a aplastar a Sable por completo
Estás haciendo que cada una de mis cinco novias estén celosas [mano]
cada una de ellas quiere golpearme [puño]
¿Tú y Sable peleando?
Eso es bueno para mi salud
Algo en ti
me hace mantenerme en contacto con mi...yo
Hey, hey, no, está bien, aquí tienes $20,
por favor arranca la blusa de Sable
Tengo esta fijación con los pezones
Definitivamente me excitaré
Y Sable es solo una puta
Tú eres una Diva con clase
Nadie nos está mirando, Steph
¿por qué no me dejas darle una nalgada?

Escrita por: John Cena