I've heard about guys that go off the deep end
Slap out of their minds, and sometimes they dive in
To whiskey and women and all sorts of sinnin'
Over a thing like a heartache
Well, mine's broke, but i won't go crazy
I might move to an island, or go mine some diamonds
Or count to infinity twice
Grow me a big beard, star quotin' shakespeare
Take a crystal ball gypsy's advice
Yeah anything to get over you, baby, but i won't go crazy
I could sit here and think about you and him together
Beat myself up fro what i could have done better
Go over your goodbye 'til it's burned in my brain
Get pissed off at sunshine and curse at the rain
But why would i waste all my time
When i can see colorado from a t-top eldorado
Ride through the rockies all day
Or head down to key west and follow the footsteps
Of buffet or ol' hemingway
Anything to get over you, baby, but i won't go crazy
I might move to an island, or go mine some diamonds
Or count to infinity twice
Grow me a big beard, star quotin' shakespeare
Take a crystal ball gypsy's advice
Yeah anything to get over you, baby
Whatever it takes to save me
But i won't go crazy
I won't go crazy