La Suegra
La suegra esta contenta hoy es su cumpleaños y como ella es tan buena le llevo su regalo
Le voy a dar un porche de ultimo modelo con aire y con estereo pero que no tenga frenos, y pa que se entretenga le voy a dar boletos con ida y sin retorno pa una isla o un pa desierto
La suegra esta contenta hoy es su cumpleaños y como ella es tan buena le llevo su regalo
Le dare manzanilla con 14 aspirinas pa que cuando se duerma no despierte en 7 dias, la llevare a la playa la montare en mi bote y si el tiburón la quiere que me devuelva el bote
Hay suegrita linda
Hay que linda es mi suegra pa mi es como una madre pero que dios me perdone es una @#$&/% de madre
Mentira suegrita yo te quiero de lejitos y que te parece
Haber... Levanten la mano los que quieren a la suegra
Bueno, vamos a dedicarle este corito a todas ellas y dice asi: a la cuenta de 4 ok? 1 2 3:
Queeee viva la suegra pero donde yo no pueda verla
Hayyy que linda es mi suegra provoca mandarla pa la Viena
Voy a prenderle a santa rosa lia para que me proteja de mi suegra noche y dia y le hare una promesa a toditos los santos que le pongas bozal pa que mi suegra no hable tanto
La suegra esta contenta hoy es su cumpleaños y como ella es tan buena le llevo su regalo
The Mother-in-law
The mother-in-law is happy today is her birthday and since she is so good I bring her gift
I'm going to give her a brand new porch with air conditioning and stereo but without brakes, and to keep her entertained I'll give her tickets with one-way and no return to an island or a desert
The mother-in-law is happy today is her birthday and since she is so good I bring her gift
I'll give her chamomile with 14 aspirins so when she falls asleep she won't wake up for 7 days, I'll take her to the beach, put her on my boat and if the shark wants her, it can keep the boat
Oh dear mother-in-law
How lovely is my mother-in-law, to me she's like a mother but may God forgive me, she's a pain of a mother
Just kidding, dear mother-in-law, I love you from afar, what do you think?
Let's see... Raise your hand if you love your mother-in-law
Alright, let's dedicate this little chorus to all of them and it goes like this: on the count of 4, okay? 1 2 3:
Long live the mother-in-law but where I can't see her
Oh, how lovely is my mother-in-law, makes me want to send her to Vienna
I'll light a candle to Saint Rose to protect me from my mother-in-law night and day and I'll make a promise to all the saints to muzzle her so my mother-in-law doesn't talk so much
The mother-in-law is happy today is her birthday and since she is so good I bring her gift