Tello Rap
Voy a comprar,, algo pa almorzar.
Me rujen las tripas,me ruje el pati,quiero un lechon,con mucho morron.
Estoy pensando en verduras pero son muy duras.
Estoy pensando en pollo y un rollo para limpiarme el oyo.
Llego a la carniceria a las andadas le digo dame chinchulines
Y un poco de carne picada.
Me pone todo en una bolsa y me dirigo hacia la caja,
Yo muy tranquilo,el peligro persivo,y ahi es cuando me acuerdo del
Mono con ese olor a chivo.que a todos molesta que todos se quejan,
Ese pelado sucio apesta. Yeee
Son 20 con 60 me dice la china,yo salgo corriendo a la deriva,tengo que ir a la cocina.
Ya no aguanto mas tengo que ir al baño a cagar
I ahi comiensa la historia de esta carne podrida,carne suicida,que molesta todos los dias y caga leche vencida
Yeeee es carnee podrida
Porque arte de magia la comida cobra vida, me dice me llamo tello y soy carne molida
Vos..que me querias cocinar ahora las vas a pagar con mi aliento a lavandina
Le digo yo se taekwondo y la voy a meter bien ondo le digo no te agas el vivo,porque me saco los calsones y te mato de un respiro
Yo se que te falta sal,pero no es para llorar tello rap yeeee
Le pido ayuda a mi amigo castaño,hace mucho no lo veo y se hiso negro con los años.
El sabe la formula para derrotar a esta comida raaaapida que caga carne entre las lapidas
Con un poco de levadura y un poco aaguua,el negro crea el pan divino,es el pan del destino..
Tello Rap
I'm gonna buy something for lunch.
My stomach growls, my belly rumbles, I want a roast with lots of bell pepper.
I'm thinking about vegetables but they're too tough.
I'm thinking about chicken and a roll to clean my butt.
I arrive at the butcher shop, on the go I say give me chitterlings
And a bit of ground meat.
She puts everything in a bag and I head towards the cashier,
I'm very calm, I sense danger, and that's when I remember
The stench of goat from the monkey that bothers everyone, that everyone complains about,
That dirty bald guy stinks. Yeee
It's 20 with 60, the Chinese lady tells me, I run off adrift, I have to go to the kitchen.
I can't take it anymore, I have to go to the bathroom to take a dump
And that's when the story of this rotten meat begins, suicidal meat,
That bothers everyone every day and shits expired milk
Yeee it's rotten meat
Because by magic food comes to life, it tells me my name is Tello and I'm ground meat
You... who wanted to cook me, now you'll pay with my bleach breath
I tell her I know taekwondo and I'll stick it deep, I tell her don't act smart, because I'll take off my underwear and kill you with a breath
I know you lack salt, but it's not worth crying Tello rap yeee
I ask for help from my friend Castaño, I haven't seen him in a long time and he turned black over the years.
He knows the formula to defeat this fast food that shits meat among the tombstones
With a little yeast and a little water, the black man creates divine bread, it's the bread of destiny...