El Tontolaba Ke Llamó a La Puerta
Era tu fiesta de kumpleaños
No se por ké me habías invitado
Todos se reían de mí
Por ser enano, por mi nariz
Por tener una berruga akí
Todos se reían de mí.
Te habías portado muy mal
Y yo te iba a matar
Te habías portado muy mal
Y yo te iba a matar.
Se akabó todo el mogollón
Me kedé eskondido detrás de un sillón
Mientras akompañabas a todos a la salida
Yo buskaba el arma homizida
Kogí un kutxillo de la kozina
Y me eskondí detrás de una kortina.
Te habías portado muy mal
Y yo te iba a matar
Te habías portado muy mal
Y yo te iba a matar.
Avanzabas por el pasillo
Yo levantaba ya mi kutxillo
Estás a kuatro pasos de la kozina
El momento se avezina
Kuando en mi mente ya te veía muerta
Alguien llamó a la puerta.
Te habías portado muy mal
Y yo te iba a matar
Te habías portado muy mal
Y yo te iba a matar.
Resultó ser un viejo amigo
Y te fuiste kon él tras koger el abrigo.
Me dejaste allí plantado
Kon un kutxillo rezién afilado
Perdí la mejor oportunidad
Ke podía tener para poderte matar.
Te habías portado muy mal
Y yo te iba a matar
Te habías portado muy mal
Y yo te iba a matar.
Y kuando en mi mente ya te veía muerta
Akel tontolaba llamó a la puerta
Y me tuve ke martxar
Ya volveré otro día
No te pude matar
Por semejante tontería.
Akel tontolaba llamó a la puerta. y no te pude matar
The Idiot Who Knocked on the Door
It was your birthday party
I don’t know why you invited me
Everyone was laughing at me
For being short, for my nose
For having a wart right here
Everyone was laughing at me.
You had been really bad
And I was gonna kill you
You had been really bad
And I was gonna kill you.
The whole mess was over
I hid behind a chair
While you were showing everyone out
I was looking for the murder weapon
I grabbed a knife from the kitchen
And I hid behind a curtain.
You had been really bad
And I was gonna kill you
You had been really bad
And I was gonna kill you.
You were walking down the hall
I was already raising my knife
You’re four steps from the kitchen
The moment is near
When in my mind I already saw you dead
Someone knocked on the door.
You had been really bad
And I was gonna kill you
You had been really bad
And I was gonna kill you.
It turned out to be an old friend
And you left with him after grabbing your coat.
You left me standing there
With a freshly sharpened knife
I lost the best chance
I could have had to kill you.
You had been really bad
And I was gonna kill you
You had been really bad
And I was gonna kill you.
And when in my mind I already saw you dead
That idiot knocked on the door
And I had to leave
I’ll come back another day
I couldn’t kill you
Because of such a stupid thing.
That idiot knocked on the door, and I couldn’t kill you.