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The Chicken's Abortion

Manolo Kabezabolo

El Aborto De La Gallina

Las enkuestas no pueden ser mas alarmantes
jamas tuvimos un kaso asi antes
no se donde iremos a parar
todas las gallinas quieren abortar.
Y vd. ke opina
del aborto de la gallina.
Aprobarlo seria el kaos de la economia
aumentarian los prezios de las tortillas
no podriamos komer tortilla de patata
ni nada de eso
ni huevos fritos, ni pasados por agua
ni revueltos.
Y vd. ke opina
del aborto de la gallina.
Hemos propuesto ke usen
la pildora antikonzeptiva
nos han respondido kon rotunda negativa
el problema se nos eskapa de las manos
tampoko kieren usar kondon los gallos.
Y vd. ke opina
del aborto de la gallina .
Aprobarlo seria fatal
todos los animales kerrian igualdad
si esto no fuera el kaos no tardaria en serlo
si kisieran abortar ovejas, vacas y cerdos.
Y vd. ke opina
del aborto de la gallina.

The Chicken's Abortion

The surveys can't be more alarming
we've never had a case like this before
I don't know where we'll end up
every chicken wants to abort.
And what do you think
about the chicken's abortion.
Approving it would be chaos for the economy
the prices of tortillas would increase
we couldn't eat potato tortilla
or anything like that
no fried eggs, no soft-boiled eggs
or scrambled eggs.
And what do you think
about the chicken's abortion.
We have proposed they use
the contraceptive pill
they have responded with a resounding no
the problem is slipping through our fingers
even the roosters don't want to use condoms.
And what do you think
about the chicken's abortion.
Approving it would be fatal
every animal would want equality
if this wasn't chaos, it wouldn't take long to become it
if sheep, cows, and pigs wanted to abort.
And what do you think
about the chicken's abortion.

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