Si tú, si yo
Si tú no me hubieras dado con el despertador
yo no te habría dado con la lamparilla
si tú no me hubieras dado con el zapato
yo no te habría tirado el retrato a la cabeza
si tú no me hubieras dado con la cómoda
yo nunca te habría tirado el armario
si tú no fueras tan americano
yo tampoco sería tan ruso
Y así estamos los dos
en el hospital escayolados
en vez de estar haciendo el amor
tras de la tapia de un cine de verano
Si tú no me hubieras dado con la minipímer
yo no te habría tirado el molinillo del café
si tú no me hubieras dado con el frigorífico
yo no te habría dado con el vídeo en la cabeza
si tú no me hubieras tirado el sofá
yo jamás te hubiera tirado el mueble cama
Si tú no fueras tan americano
Yo no sería tan ruso.
If You, If I
If you hadn't hit me with the alarm clock
I wouldn't have hit you with the little lamp
If you hadn't hit me with the shoe
I wouldn't have thrown the picture at your head
If you hadn't hit me with the dresser
I never would have thrown the wardrobe
If you weren't so American
I wouldn't be so Russian
And here we are, both of us
In the hospital, all bandaged up
Instead of making love
Behind the wall of a summer movie theater
If you hadn't hit me with the hand blender
I wouldn't have thrown the coffee grinder at you
If you hadn't hit me with the fridge
I wouldn't have hit you with the VCR on the head
If you hadn't thrown the couch at me
I would never have thrown the sofa bed at you
If you weren't so American
I wouldn't be so Russian.