Gary and Melissa (spoken)
Gary and Melissa loved to make love
Loved to make love
Loved to make love
Over and over and over again
For the first few weeks of their relationship
They made love four or five times a night
They were really turned on for a while
Then, to heighten their passion
They bought sex books
The Joy of Sex
The Sensuous Couple
The Joy of Sex Part Two
The Kama Sutra
Even Yet Still More Joy of Sex
Popular Mechanics
Betty Crocker
Anything
They tried as many positions
as they were capable of
Physically
Physically
Physically
They were really turned on
for a while
Then, to heighten their passion
They bought sex toys
Ben Wah Balls
French ticklers
Nipple clamps
Cock rings
Whips and chains and bondage gear
Bowling balls
Dildos
Vibrators
Watermelons
Commemorative
statuettes of liberty
Anything
They were really turned on
for a while
They set up a video camera
and taped themselves having sex
Then they watched it on the VCR
while having more sex
Then, to heighten their passion
Gary taped Melissa having sex
with some of his friends
And Melissa taped Gary having sex
with some of her friends
Then they watched it on the VCR
while having more sex.
They were really turned on.
As the years went by
Gary and Melissa became fine upstanding
members of their community
Although they never married
Their relationship outlasted
all the marriages on their block
And they never fought,
Except to heighten their passion
They had made an agreement
that when one of them died
The other would continue to live with
and make love to the corpse
But as luck would have it
They were both killed
in a freak accident
And died at the exact same moment
Holding hands.
Gary y Melissa (hablado)
Gary y Melissa amaban hacer el amor
Amaban hacer el amor
Amaban hacer el amor
Una y otra vez
Durante las primeras semanas de su relación
Hacían el amor cuatro o cinco veces por noche
Estaban realmente excitados por un tiempo
Luego, para intensificar su pasión
Compraron libros de sexo
El Placer del Sexo
La Pareja Sensual
El Placer del Sexo Parte Dos
El Kama Sutra
Incluso Aún Más Placer del Sexo
Mecánica Popular
Betty Crocker
Cualquier cosa
Probaron tantas posiciones
como eran capaces de
Físicamente
Físicamente
Físicamente
Estaban realmente excitados
por un tiempo
Luego, para intensificar su pasión
Compraron juguetes sexuales
Bolas Ben Wah
Plumillas francesas
Pinzas para pezones
Anillos para el pene
Látigos, cadenas y accesorios de bondage
Bolas de bolos
Consoladores
Vibradores
Sandías
Estatuillas conmemorativas de la libertad
Cualquier cosa
Estaban realmente excitados
por un tiempo
Instalaron una cámara de video
y se grabaron teniendo sexo
Luego lo vieron en el VCR
mientras tenían más sexo
Luego, para intensificar su pasión
Gary grabó a Melissa teniendo sexo
con algunos de sus amigos
Y Melissa grabó a Gary teniendo sexo
con algunos de sus amigos
Luego lo vieron en el VCR
mientras tenían más sexo
Estaban realmente excitados
Con el paso de los años
Gary y Melissa se convirtieron en respetados
miembros de su comunidad
Aunque nunca se casaron
Su relación duró más
que todos los matrimonios en su cuadra
Y nunca pelearon,
Excepto para intensificar su pasión
Habían hecho un acuerdo
que cuando uno de ellos muriera
El otro continuaría viviendo con
y haciendo el amor al cadáver
Pero la suerte quiso
que ambos murieran
en un accidente absurdo
Y fallecieron en el exacto mismo momento
Tomados de la mano.