As facts are few and far between hypothesis defies
All logic is as to what precisely led to her demise
For what appears sheer grandiosity no legacy remains
Except her crumbling ruins on which these words were
found engraved.
Politzania Politzania Long Live Politzania!
Politzania Politzania God Save Politzania!
Now these ancient Politzanians as dar as archaeologists have traced
Had most thoroughly convinced themselves they were a superior race
Quite a ridiculous notion granted however if we assume her sister rivals rose to quell such monstrous claims
I most humbly submit her impleasant end is satisfactorily explained
Politzania Politzania Long Live Politzania!
Politzania Politzania God Save Politzania!
Those citizens who dared to question those suspect harbouters of doubt
Were brought before a panel of the Ministry of Health
They were tested and encephalogrammed till rendered quite insane
When in accordance with the laws
They reprocessed their brains
They reprocessed their brains ha ha ha ha
They reprocessed their brains
The Politzanian National Anthem
Politzania, brave strong and true
Politzania, we all love you
We'll smite our foes for we are right
And God is on our side
Politzania, red, white and green
Politzania, reigning supreme
Victors in war
Champions of peace
Unto eternity
(Everybody now)
La la la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la
La la la la la la
We're the masters of the world