El Corrido Del Abduzcan
Hoy mi jefa me mando por el WhatsApp una noticia de un cabrón
Sin razón
Se decía que ese sujeto tan extraño andaba sembrando el terror
Al mundo
Que es perverso, que es maligno, muy diabólico y también huele a limón
Un terrorista peligroso según los medios de comunicación
Lo han visto en varias ciudades disparandole a personas inocentes
Que demente
Ten cuidado que pudiera darte un tiro directito hacia tu frente
De repente
Va rondando las escuelas busca niños pa' ver a cuanto se roba
Con su fuerte lanzallamas a quemado toditito el Amazonas
Si lo miras no te acerques ni tampoco intentes de lejos retarle
Te chingaste
El va a darte 1 o 2 sándwich de puños nomas por que te volteaste
Y lo miraste
Su existencia y sus maldades antes eran nomas un secreto a voces
El viejon es de respeto y como el abduzcan todos lo conocen
Difundan esto mi gente
Este pinchi delincuente
Hay que encontrarlo por favor
Bien armado, no le teme a ningún hombre el es un loco por completo
Y muy violento
Resguardado por su compita rodolfo y el palomo están atentos
Al momento
Es vicioso y traficante de Naruto una droga muy poderosa
Es caníbal dice que la carne humana pa el le sabe bien sabrosa
Ya sabemos que es culpable de destrozos, tiroteos y atentados
Que pesado
Todito el planeta entero ya le teme por que a shaggy a derrotado
Y lo a matado
Seguro si te lo topas en tus sueños dormido te saca un pedo
Ya no quiero seguir más con este tema la verdad
¡Tengo miedo!
Difundan esto mi gente
Que este pinchi delincuente
Hay que encontrarlo por favor
The Ballad of Abduzcan
Today my boss sent me a news via WhatsApp about a bastard
Without reason
It was said that this strange guy was spreading terror
To the world
He's perverse, he's evil, very diabolical and also smells like lemon
A dangerous terrorist according to the media
He's been seen in several cities shooting innocent people
What a lunatic
Be careful, he could shoot you right in the forehead
Suddenly
He's lurking around schools looking for children to see how much he can steal
With his powerful flamethrower, he's burned the entire Amazon
If you see him, don't get close or try to challenge him from afar
You screwed up
He'll give you 1 or 2 punches just because you turned around
And looked at him
His existence and his evil deeds were once just whispers
The old man is respected and everyone knows him like Abduzcan
Spread this, my people
This damn criminal
We need to find him, please
Well armed, he's not afraid of any man, he's completely crazy
And very violent
Protected by his buddy Rodolfo and El Palomo, they're alert
At all times
He's a vicious Naruto drug dealer, a very powerful drug
He's a cannibal, he says human flesh tastes very good to him
We know he's guilty of destruction, shootings, and attacks
How heavy
The whole planet fears him because he defeated Shaggy
And killed him
Surely if you encounter him in your dreams, he'll scare you
I don't want to continue with this topic, honestly
I'm scared!
Spread this, my people
This damn criminal
We need to find him, please