Judgement Day (Assume The Position)

Lawnmower Deth

My boss at work,
Is such a twat,
He wants to spank my bottom,
With a cricket bat.
He says he'll use,
A Gunn and Moore,
And spank my bottom 'till,
It's really sore.
Ooh he spanks me more and more,
'Till my bottom bleeds red raw.