Shifu
Putas cargo como el Shifu
Ya se me antojó otro culito
Carnalito, saque el polvo bendito
Las putas, las tachas y el primito, oh
No le cuentes a tus amigas, que se les bota la canica
Entre más bonita, más maldita
Y si hay risa, le entra la longaniza, ah
Si hay risa, le entra la longaniza, ah
Me dejas besuqueada la camisa
Ando echando palo con su tanita, ah
Ya no vuelvas, Valeria, que aquí me sobra nalguita
Ahí le va, compa Shifu
Pa' que sepan
Dónde vive LENCHO
Ey, ey, ey, ey
¿Cómo es que saco tantos culitos?
Mija, déjame te lo explico
Mejor acércate un poquito
Y te pego unos besitos
Primo, qué chilo el ambiente
Salí de impulsora para hacer billete
Pinche sayonara, al tiro como jefe
Bien bichi la picky, me pide nieve
Si hay risa, le entra la longaniza, ah
Me dejas besuqueada la camisa
Ando echando palo con su tanita, ah
Ya no vuelvas, Valeria, que aquí me sobra nalguita
Shifu
Bitches load up like the Shifu
I'm craving another ass
Bro, bring out the blessed dust
The bitches, the pills, and the little cousin, oh
Don't tell your friends, they'll lose their minds
The prettier they are, the more wicked
And if there's laughter, the sausage comes in, ah
If there's laughter, the sausage comes in, ah
You leave my shirt all kissed up
I'm out here getting it on with your girl, ah
Don't come back, Valeria, I've got plenty of ass here
Here it goes, buddy Shifu
So they know
Where LENCHO lives
Hey, hey, hey, hey
How do I pull so many asses?
Girl, let me explain it to you
Better come a little closer
And I'll give you some kisses
Cousin, what a cool vibe
I left as a promoter to make some cash
Fucking sayonara, right on like a boss
Real picky, she asks for ice cream
If there's laughter, the sausage comes in, ah
You leave my shirt all kissed up
I'm out here getting it on with your girl, ah
Don't come back, Valeria, I've got plenty of ass here